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This came out creepier than I expected.
Luke Gattuso
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In These Shakes
Luke Gattuso
MackReed
3 years ago
Don’t apologize; Be extra. Always.
jaymayday
3 years ago
@MackReed +++
caitlinburke
3 years ago
LOL!
spingo
3 years ago
This is some Metamorpho business, right here.
infini
3 years ago
@MackReed tee hee
shitleopard
3 years ago
"WOULD YOU FUCK ME? I'D FUCK ME."
tonyb
3 years ago
with our powers combined...
mashcan
3 years ago
@regina would beat you down cuz
idogcow
3 years ago
Like if the Hulk had Spider-senses a' tingling
dogwelder
3 years ago
@mashcan, not if I could get to my bike before she hit me!
regina
3 years ago
@dogwelder you haven’t seen my thighs. I’d run you down before you’d even flipped the kick stand.
dogwelder
3 years ago
@regina, joke's on you: my bike doesn't have a kickstand!
Also: you haven't seen my thighs either. They look like the rest of my legs, which look like this:
https://mltshp.com/p/1JEP8
But honestly, you'd destroy me.
regina
3 years ago
Challenge accepted - leg photo coming later today.
roue
3 years ago
this has all taken a bizarre turn.
dogwelder
3 years ago
@regina MY CLEVER PLAN TO GET YOU TO POST PICTURES OF YOURSELF IS WORKING!
...I mean, uh, "gosh, I hope you don't see the picture I posted of myself in bike shorts, because I'd hate for you to post one of those as well."
infini
3 years ago
*wide awake and paying attention to this*
jaymayday
3 years ago
@infini saaame
caitlinburke
3 years ago
I might have to jump on this bandwagon :D
dogwelder
3 years ago
@caitlinburke come on in- the water's fine!
Also: you haven't seen my thighs either. They look like the rest of my legs, which look like this: https://mltshp.com/p/1JEP8
But honestly, you'd destroy me.
...I mean, uh, "gosh, I hope you don't see the picture I posted of myself in bike shorts, because I'd hate for you to post one of those as well."