MLTSHP https://mltshp.com/user/mltshp en-us Tue, 09 Jun 2026 22:14:45 Z https://mltshp-cdn.com/s3/account/2290/profile.jpg MLTSHP https://mltshp.com/user/mltshp i'm sorry, your mixtape doesn't meet my design spec https://mltshp.com/p/1RRB6 https://mltshp.com/p/1RRB6 single-panel cartoon from luke mcgarry, reading "some reasons i won't listen to a band", with several illustrations below it: "buff singer (or any buff members)", accompanied by a drawing of a beefy man in a yellow shirt holding up a mic "one of them is wearing an apple watch", accompanied by a closeup of a keyboardist's hand on a keyboard, with an apple watch on the left wrist "forest green guitar", accompanied by a tiger-striped green les paul style guitar "pork pie hat (or baseball cap or newsboy cap... any hat really", accompanied by a man with shaved-head and a black porkpie hat "they are the doors", accompanied by that one doors album cover with jim morrisson brooding shirtless.

i don't know why this made me laugh as hard as i did.

via luke mcgarry on instagram:
https://www.instagram.com/p... ]]> Tue, 09 Jun 2026 22:14:45 Z GILWIAE https://mltshp.com/p/1RRB2 https://mltshp.com/p/1RRB2 Heather pink T-shirt with white text on the chest reading, “GET IN LOSER, WE’RE INSTALLING AN EXHIBIT,” alongside a simple line drawing of a scissor lift. A white “Museum Expo” logo appears on the right sleeve. The shirt is displayed flat against a light gray background.

]]> Tue, 09 Jun 2026 21:31:59 Z Tech Influence Watch https://mltshp.com/p/1RRA8 https://mltshp.com/p/1RRA8 Screen shot of the https://influence.citationneeded.news website main page.

https://influence.citationneeded.news/

The absolutely incredible Molly White has updated her crypto influence watch project to include more than just crypto.

I really enjoy her work and would encourage anyone who can spare a buck to support her. ]]> Tue, 09 Jun 2026 13:42:00 Z "a llama in times square" - inge morath, 1957 https://mltshp.com/p/1RRAG https://mltshp.com/p/1RRAG black and white photograph of a llama sticking its head out of a car window in times square. behind it a number of marquees can be seen including one for shubert theater, as well as a number of other cars behind it on the street.

via a piece about her life and work:
https://theatticbyviu.substack.com/p... ]]> Tue, 09 Jun 2026 16:54:10 Z bullet point https://mltshp.com/p/1RRAD https://mltshp.com/p/1RRAD 1) A.I. TURNS THIS SINGLE BULLET POINT INTO A LONG EMAIL I CAN PRETEND I WROTE. 2) A.I. MAKES A SINGLE BULLET POINT OUT OF THIS LONG EMAIL I CAN PRETEND I READ. FISH BURNE ©marketoonist.com

source: https://mastodon.social/@Sheril... ]]> Tue, 09 Jun 2026 16:10:16 Z Hooray!! https://mltshp.com/p/1RRAO https://mltshp.com/p/1RRAO Image of a public bathroom toilet in which the tile flooring is a mosiac of a large group of people looking at the person on the toilet with their hands in the air either supporting the person on the toilet with their upraised hands or giving them cheers of support, depending on interpretation. They are all smilling happily. The toilet seat is up.

*C R Y I N G* what is this, I can't stop laughing


source: https://bedupolker.tumblr.com/post... ]]> Tue, 09 Jun 2026 17:40:20 Z Gosh! https://mltshp.com/p/1RRAP https://mltshp.com/p/1RRAP Color photograph: A man with a walrus mustache and glasses, wearing a "Rays" shirt peaks from behind the 9th inning window in a old-fashioned manual scoreboard at a baseball park, as a player in a red Seminoles jersey in the outfield is making a spectacular leap for the ball.

source: https://gardenandgun.com/durham-b...

"Chris Ivy watches as Florida State University outfielder Chase Williams makes a catch during the semifinals of the 2025 ACC Championship, which took place at Durham Bulls Athletic Park." Photo credited to the FSU athletics department.

What a photo. (Ivy is the longtime scorekeeper for the Durham Buls.) ]]> Tue, 09 Jun 2026 18:20:53 Z My first mural update #2 https://mltshp.com/p/1RRAT https://mltshp.com/p/1RRAT No alt provided

This a couple of days ago. Nearing completion. It’s one of the few shots where the scissor lift isn’t in the way. Since then, I’ve done a lot more work and added lots of lines. Today I decided it to be finished. Tomorrow we’re going to add a top coat.

And on Saturday, there is going to be an official opening and neighborhood party, because two other murals in my neighborhood accidentally have been finished in the last two months as well. So we decided to team up our festivities.

If you’re in Rotterdam on Saturday, June 13, drop by at the corner of Assendelftstraat and Adamshofstraat. 15 PM sharp!

On Google Maps, you can still get a glimpse of what the previous rather dilapidated mural looked like. Nobody was happy with it:
https://maps.app.goo.gl/yM4zbyUP...

#mural #rotterdam #painting ]]> Tue, 09 Jun 2026 19:41:26 Z You get a smack. And you get a smack. Everybody gets a smack. https://mltshp.com/p/1RR9R https://mltshp.com/p/1RR9R No alt provided

]]> Tue, 09 Jun 2026 03:48:06 Z All That Remain https://mltshp.com/p/1RR9S https://mltshp.com/p/1RR9S No alt provided

well, not so much last week now
May 26, 1967 ]]> Tue, 09 Jun 2026 03:57:26 Z Lowrider Competition. ABQ, NM https://mltshp.com/p/1RRA3 https://mltshp.com/p/1RRA3 A downtown scene at night, illuminated by streetlights. In the background, the facade of a turn of the century skyscraper with high arched windows on the first floor. A lowrider, purple and brown with golden scrollwork painted on the side panel and golden hubcaps, launches itself skyward at a 45° angle, the nose high in the air. A clear plexiglass structure next to the car reads off heights in ten inch increments. The front of the car easily surpasses the tallest “120” reading. In the foreground, separated from the car by chain link, is a crowd of people, many of them with their cell phones held aloft to capture the moment.

Lowriders compete to see how high they can jump in downtown Albuquerque on Saturday 6-June-2026.

The city closes down Central Ave - Route 66, the Mother Road - for a few blocks every weekend to accommodate the revelers. Here was a fenced off area for lowriders to strut their stuff.

Accidental Renaissance? ]]> Tue, 09 Jun 2026 12:29:42 Z Seven nail man https://mltshp.com/p/1RRA0 https://mltshp.com/p/1RRA0 My next record Post surgery

]]> Tue, 09 Jun 2026 11:50:26 Z Living large in Scotland.. https://mltshp.com/p/1RR9W https://mltshp.com/p/1RR9W A seagull and chicks basking by a railway line

Seen on the line.. ]]> Tue, 09 Jun 2026 09:04:41 Z my nephew reading my copy of “cars and trucks and things that go” https://mltshp.com/p/1RRAA https://mltshp.com/p/1RRAA phone pic: a young boy kneeling down on vinyl floor, looking at the children's picture book "cars and trucks and things that go", with two toy trucks and a bowl of blueberries next to him. to his right is a wicker basket and past the book is a blue blanket.

before my nephew was born, i mailed my childhood copy of the richard scarry classic to my brother as a christmas gift. this morning he texted me and said “noah has been insisting he eat blueberries and read ‘pig and momma’ this morning.” i was delighted.

my parents bought that copy of the book for me in ~1984 and the legend goes that i requested back-to-back re-readings of it on a daily basis. glad the tradition has continued. ]]> Tue, 09 Jun 2026 14:54:18 Z Cassette Deck Vader - Episode 1 https://mltshp.com/p/1RR9M https://mltshp.com/p/1RR9M

]]> Tue, 09 Jun 2026 02:23:05 Z off-grid https://mltshp.com/p/1RR9Q https://mltshp.com/p/1RR9Q A strange scene: an underground tunnel winding through flat yellow rock that looks almost two-dimensional. On the left, a lamp fixed to the rocky wall casts a greenish glow. The tunnel then goes sharply up, revealing a network of great pipes above. Hanging incongruously across the tunnel is a clothesline with a few colored garments. The yellow rock has a few square panels on it. The painting is signed "Chris Silverman".

#notesArt ]]> Tue, 09 Jun 2026 03:46:54 Z Dog? About that tech upgrade… https://mltshp.com/p/1RR9D https://mltshp.com/p/1RR9D No alt provided

]]> Tue, 09 Jun 2026 00:06:49 Z 3 piece collar bone https://mltshp.com/p/1RR9Z https://mltshp.com/p/1RR9Z My new band name. After dropping my youngest at kindergarten, biked to office. While rising down to the parking place, something happened. I blacked out and only got my awareness some 20min later (it seems after crashing, I brought the bike to its parking place, overcame 4 fingertip control points + lift). CAT scan was normal - it was a very warm morning and I changed from helmet to cap! One in a 100times.

My new band name.

2 weeks ago, after dropping my youngest in the kindergarten I took the usual bike ride to work. While descending the office garage, probably lost control of the bike (sand?). Don’t remember as I blacked out.
After some 20min I walked into my office (in the meanwhile parked the bike 2 floors down where i crashed, passed through 3 fingertip controls/barriers and took the lift) with no memory but some pain in the shoulder and head (of course that day I swapped my helmet to cap!). ]]> Tue, 09 Jun 2026 11:39:36 Z ¡oralé! https://mltshp.com/p/1RR9U https://mltshp.com/p/1RR9U Film loop of Two custom lowrider cars facing off: a red white and blue one bounces straight into the air on hydraulic lifters, popping off all four hubcaps simultaneously when it lands, while the other (black) bounces erratically on diagonally opposed wheels, its dislodged front bumper flapping as a couple dozen dudes cheer from the sidelines

source: https://www.tumblr.com/hallabur... ]]> Tue, 09 Jun 2026 05:10:24 Z My drive home last week https://mltshp.com/p/1RR99 https://mltshp.com/p/1RR99 Somewhere over the horizon

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