MLTSHP https://mltshp.com/user/mltshp en-us Thu, 07 May 2026 18:09:01 Z https://mltshp-cdn.com/s3/account/2290/profile.jpg MLTSHP https://mltshp.com/user/mltshp driveway https://mltshp.com/p/1RPBA https://mltshp.com/p/1RPBA No alt provided

I always loved this photo. This is the driveway of our Michigan farm roughly 12 years ago, probably late winter/early spring. Shot on a Fuji x100t. ]]> Thu, 07 May 2026 18:09:01 Z Kids In The Hall https://mltshp.com/p/1RPAN https://mltshp.com/p/1RPAN No alt provided

]]> Thu, 07 May 2026 06:49:10 Z 🐘 https://mltshp.com/p/1RPBC https://mltshp.com/p/1RPBC dad: are you winning, son? kid: I'm making 11 people laugh on mastodon

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This Hummingbird was checking me out last night on my trail walk. ]]> Thu, 07 May 2026 15:30:38 Z Me and the mister https://mltshp.com/p/1RPB8 https://mltshp.com/p/1RPB8 A woman with grey-brown hair pulled back in a brain and a green plaid flannel shirt stands behind a man who is seated. He is wearing a grey toque and black glasses and has a full white beard. He has one eye open for some reason. The woman has a hand on his shoulder and holds a piece of a cookie in her other hand. The woman is me and the man is the mister.

Not a great photo of either one of us but somehow I love it. This was before we sat down to watch the town talent show. ]]> Thu, 07 May 2026 17:44:34 Z moonwalk https://mltshp.com/p/1RPAD https://mltshp.com/p/1RPAD A rocky sphere of a planet hovers like a balloon in a bright yellow sky. The planet is tethered to a small booth with a window, like those guard stations you see in parks. A path leads up to the booth, and is then blocked by a barricade. The booth sits in the middle of a green meadow. Someone is dimly visible in the window. The painting is signed "Chris Silverman".

#notesArt ]]> Thu, 07 May 2026 00:41:36 Z a gentlemanly jenkem jig https://mltshp.com/p/1RP9R https://mltshp.com/p/1RP9R vintage illustration of two men. one is dancing, the other is huffing from a bag

]]> Wed, 06 May 2026 19:41:24 Z in the best possible way, of course https://mltshp.com/p/1RPAH https://mltshp.com/p/1RPAH Sam the Eagle peers out of a door, mutters "You are all weirdos", then retreats behind the door

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from The Great Muppet Caper, apparently ]]> Thu, 07 May 2026 02:11:09 Z for sale? https://mltshp.com/p/1RPA4 https://mltshp.com/p/1RPA4 an enormous three-masted, triple-jib sailing yacht plies a calm ocean

Apparently Jeff Bezos doesn't want it any more because it's too big: https://www.yacht.de/en...

This nauseates me so severely that I had to create a new SHK just to contain it.

Please join the tomato-throwing rabble of your fellow poors at https://mltshp.com/eattherich and add your own exemplars of wretched excess.

Edit: to be honest, I couldn't believe this SHK didn't already exist. ]]> Wed, 06 May 2026 23:13:49 Z GUDON https://mltshp.com/p/1RP8D https://mltshp.com/p/1RP8D The Japanese hardcore band Gudon performing at The Sinkhole in St. Louis; May 5, 2026.

I have no idea how or why we landed a show from Japanese 80s hardcore band Gudon, but I wasn't gonna miss the opportunity to see band from Hiroshima playing a few miles from my place.

I've been going to shows for a long, long time now and I'm almost positive this is the first proper Japanese band I've seen. Pretty damn great. ]]> Wed, 06 May 2026 04:24:09 Z Hellmouth https://mltshp.com/p/1RP9Q https://mltshp.com/p/1RP9Q A door knocker in the shape of a metal face, with flaming hair and huge staring eyes

This is a Hellmouth, on the door knocker at Durham Cathedral, England. It's meant to scare away the Devil

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My friend took me to the Vancouver aquarium yesterday! So many cuties ]]> Wed, 06 May 2026 18:20:04 Z Birthday Bikepacking Trip https://mltshp.com/p/1RP9Y https://mltshp.com/p/1RP9Y A forest service cabin on the USFS rental program surrounded by a grassy area in the foreground, then a forest of lodgepole pine in the background. The cabin in located on the Kootenai National Forest in NW Montana. My bicycle is leaning against the cabin in the porch.

I rode 76 miles out to this cabin last weekend for my birthday. This is Fairview Ranger Station in one of the lesser traveled areas of NW Montana. The route takes ALL the backroads to get here and back and has somewhat of a railroad theme, including following the bits and pieces of original alignment of the Great Northern RR, now converted to rails to trails and just actual roads. Day 2 was 84 mi and mirrors a good part of the later/current realignment, as well as following the Old Fort Steele Trail, which is a pretty rough and tumble jeep track. I'm happy to say that I'm still able to pull off this overly ambitious route at 54, although I'm definitely still feeling it mid-week. ]]> Wed, 06 May 2026 21:47:29 Z View from the Malt Shovel pub https://mltshp.com/p/1RP9X https://mltshp.com/p/1RP9X Stylish stone building framed by a pub window

Edinburgh council offices, from the Malt Shovel pub

Pixel 8, edited in Lightroom ]]> Wed, 06 May 2026 21:14:49 Z The Temptations of St. Anthony https://mltshp.com/p/1RP9B https://mltshp.com/p/1RP9B A painting, showing a number of radishes, emerging from the dirt and writhing in a very humanoid (and reptilloid, in one case) and sexualized manner.

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Diego Rivera, 1947. #painting #paintings ]]> Wed, 06 May 2026 15:20:45 Z ⚪️⚪️ https://mltshp.com/p/1RP8I https://mltshp.com/p/1RP8I Animation loop of a dark human shape with glowing white eyes lurks behind a field of rippling vertical white lines

source: https://www.tumblr.com/roguetel... ]]> Wed, 06 May 2026 05:14:46 Z have you controlled your gay slant? https://mltshp.com/p/1ROYD https://mltshp.com/p/1ROYD vintage ad for Berlei "Gay Slant Control" dip-front step-in lingerie/ A woman with big hair wearing presumably said lingerie reaches down to pick up a teacup while touching a finger to her neck.

source: https://www.tumblr.com/hooperdr... ]]> Fri, 01 May 2026 21:18:59 Z nsfw Gettin' the band back together https://mltshp.com/p/1RP8U https://mltshp.com/p/1RP8U OP, with Rickenbacker bass, and bandmate, on stage maybe 1984 or so

]]> Wed, 06 May 2026 13:08:18 Z the way he looks at you https://mltshp.com/p/1RP98 https://mltshp.com/p/1RP98 A Lord of the Rings meme. Galadriel says, "You have seen Sauron." Frodo replies, "Yes." They each look at each other silently, then Galadriel says, "He's weirdly sexy, right?" and Frodo responds, "Oh my god. Thank you. Yes. I thought I was the only one."

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