HOT HAIL

AAH-AAAAAAHHHH!

THE END......?

What do you mean, Flash Gordon approaching?

I thought it was one of the prime numbers of the Zeiman series!

We the people of Ardencia, we have suffered since you blasted our kingdom! I can offer you nothing this year except my loyalty.

FLASH: Biro's hit, I'm going in after him!

VOLTAN: Impetuous boy! Oh, well, who wants to live forever? [Brian Blessed laugh] DIIIVE!

(I spent many days in the summer of '83 at the beach, listening to the soundtrack with all its juicy dialog excerpts. At this point, I like to think most of it is encoded in my genetic structure, so from memory — and PLEASE bust my balls if it's not verbatim):

MING: Klytus, I'm bored. What plaything can you offer me today?
KLYTUS: An obscure body in the SK system, your Majesty. The inhabitants refer to it as the planet… Eaarth.
MING How peaceful it looks!
[sound effects as ring activates earthquakes, hot hail and other disasters; thunder/explosions, then laughter]
KLYTUS [overlapping laughter]: Most effective, your Majesty! Will you destroy this… Eaarth?
MING: Laytah, I like to play with things a while… before annihilation.
[more thunder, fading to kick drum drum intro to Flash's Theme]

Attack Ajax-general? (as opposed to "Attack Ajax, General?"

NO! NOT THE BORE WORMS!

@LordJohnWhorfin @bill @dogwelder DISPATCH WAR ROCKET AJAX. TO BRING BACK HIS BODY.

I always wondered if Queen were listening to this, their previous soundtrack work, while making the songs for Highlander. Because of the "Who wants to live forever" line carrying over.

@dogwelder Is it strange that I sometimes like to imagine it was a jab at the faded British Empire and she said "not the Boer Worms?"