it's like green stamps for garbage people

Accurate.

Seems about right

Oh yes.

Picked the wrong time to take a swig of water on this one.

Boy ESPN really is desperate for programming lately.

ouch

@LocalStain I'll take Cat Tongs over the Junior World Series any day.

what the hell kind of Wile E. Coyote contraption is that?!?! I can't ever see catching a cat like that.

@aquaphase Oh nothing is better for catching a scared cornered feral cat than an old crazy creek chair. Never fails.

kill kill kill killllll

Pinky!

@XYLENE :D

@XYLENE @aquaphase I also assumed right off that it was a lawn chair or something but charitably (since she's wearing what look like pro-level cat-catching gloves) I bet it's like flexible netting rather than comfortable strapping.

@iancrowther I'm sure she's a pro (the gloves and uniform) that it's some kind of proper catcher gadget, but it does look extremely contraption-like and seems small for the cat

get that rainbow, girl

Tae Takemi vibes. (Persona 5)

I know I shouldn't have had so many beans for lunch..

No way would I get anywhere near a manhole cover dancing around like that. I've seen the YouTubes! https://youtu.be/tPpfrgEs7CE

*fire emoji*

UNSTOPPABLE

Is tha' the true Poe tartan?

*chafing intensifies*

@clockworkorangejuice for someone has hairy as me, it did get new colors from dancing and jumping.. "live and learn" they say! :D

@MackReed rented nevermore's tartan ;)

little golden book of elon musk ideas

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Wilt Chamberlain's DJ setup

Whoa

I could do that.

@jordanbrock With a chainsaw.

Hot & Fresh

yurts so good

A yurt with a deck is a bit cheating IMHO.

@mare As far as I'm concerned there were all kinds of blasphemies against the true spirit of camping. Two bunkbeds inside, plus small table and chairs. There was a gas barbecue on that deck (with sideburner!), in addition to the fire pit elsewhere. Firewood in bags. Electricity inside and out. Potable water about 50 paces away. Clean shitter just a bit further. Mercifully there was no wifi or cell reception.

But all reasonable and necessary sacrifices to convince various family members to spend the time in the woods without killing each other. The positive consensus at the end was that next time there should be more canoeing and less yurting, so hopefully something a little more legitimately backcountry.

I’m going to celebrate Aretha by re-watching the Blues Brothers.

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I love these guys

I like that blue t-shirt guy is confident enough in his beliefs that he doesn't have to go all-black. You don't have to advertise your faith, you just have to live it.

Jesus it looks like Delorean got nostalgic for a VW bus while in the middle of a coke binge.