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Three panel meme. Top panel is Gimli from Lord of the Rings saying “Never thought I’d die fighting side by side with an elf”. Middle panel is a Lego figure saying “what about side by side with a female character from a Danish building toy set” bottom panel is Gimli saying “Aye Lego Lass, I could do that”
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Three panel meme. Top panel is Gimli from Lord of the Rings saying “Never thought I’d die fighting side by side with an elf”. Middle panel is a Lego figure saying “what about side by side with a female character from a Danish building toy set” bottom panel is Gimli saying “Aye Lego Lass, I could do that”
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jaybee

 

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GroggyGrognard pro an hour ago
5 minutes later: "Tastes like burning!"
bencmeissner pro an hour ago
Me ship bug, that's unpossible.
joffaboy

Part hidden

Trump’s scalp with MS13 on it
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Trump’s scalp with MS13 on it
https://bsky.app/profile...
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snarkout

Buried time

Cross-section of road layers titled "A SLICE OF THE A303". Shows historical road types from modern to ancient: Modern 'A' Road, Turnpike Road, Medieval Cart Track, Roman Road, Bronze Age Trackway, Buried Turfline, and Natural Chalk. Each layer is illustrated with corresponding transportation icons, from cars to prehistoric animals.
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Cross-section of road layers titled "A SLICE OF THE A303". Shows historical road types from modern to ancient: Modern 'A' Road, Turnpike Road, Medieval Cart Track, Roman Road, Bronze Age Trackway, Buried Turfline, and Natural Chalk. Each layer is illustrated with corresponding transportation icons, from cars to prehistoric animals.
source: https://vis.social/@infobea...
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me3dia pro 10 hours ago
The kraken once walked these streets
Argie pro 10 hours ago
Straight to the archaeology shk https://mltshp.com/archaeology
Cos we do love us some stratigraphy
dreyfusslugado 9 hours ago
Kraken: (mutters to self) Goddamned potholes!
Time passes.
Automobile driver: (mutters to self) Goddamned potholes!
joost 7 hours ago
I looked up the A303 in the UK. Bit further south in SW than my daughter lives. Amazing it has been used consistently for all this time.
cristin pro 5 minutes ago
the roman road probably lasted longer than the modern asphalt will :D
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snarkout pro 2 hours ago
I'd be disgusted too, Truth.
Panjandrum an hour ago
Seven days...
mkerbaj

Philly. May 1, 2025

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23 hours ago
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artwells

RIP

Ruth Buzzi in The Lost Saucer
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Ruth Buzzi in The Lost Saucer
made me what I am

one of my childhood comedic idols
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dad 6 hours ago
Aw, I saw a post from her husband yesterday that said she wouldn’t be active on the internet anymore because she wasn’t well.
BennyTheIcepick pro 6 hours ago
I used to watch old reruns of Laugh In with my folks and she was always amazing. I was surprised to discover that not only had she still been kicking but that she was still cutting jokes all over twitter.
BMK 4 hours ago
Poor Ruthie had several debilitating strokes a couple of years ago. She was a very funny woman.
me3dia

Graduation Day

a cartoon in which an arm holds out a Diploma. At the bottom it says "Magna Cum Lousy"
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a cartoon in which an arm holds out a Diploma. At the bottom it says "Magna Cum Lousy"
source: https://www.tumblr.com/oldshowb...
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Xedrik 10 hours ago
Maybe try eating some pineapple
WikiAdam 9 hours ago
@Xedrik lol
samh pro 6 hours ago
HEY OH!!!
m3moellering 5 hours ago
@Xedrik Heehee
mingusdew 4 hours ago
instantrimshot.com
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poorusher

Under the hood

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An animated gif showing a man (me) underneath a dark cloth couched behind a large format camera.
My wife took these images for an event I will be promoting soon.

Google photos turned a few of them into an animated gif.
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scruss pro 13 hours ago
Needs 'Vision On' Mad Professor music
bubbalumpkis pro 10 hours ago
Love it. First thing I thought, however, in that split-second before my brain figured out what the image was, was the "monster" from The Village...
poorusher 9 hours ago
@bubbalumpkis check this one: https://mltshp.com/p/1LXUC
bubbalumpkis pro 9 hours ago
@poorusher Hahaha +++ yes that does it too!
wombatman70 8 hours ago
Heck yes!
I was a photo student when everyone and their maiden aunt in my area bought a digital SLR three models more advanced than they’d ever use and billed themselves as a pro, so I always felt so smug throwing a dark cloth over my head to focus and shoot a large format in public. 😂
I never had so magnificent a saffron robe as your cloth, though. Wonderful!
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jessamyn

ImageWriter II Color Ribbon

The inside of an imagewriter cartridge showing a yellow tape all jammed in there in a way you would not expect
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The inside of an imagewriter cartridge showing a yellow tape all jammed in there in a way you would not expect
This guy has a lot of great old tech content

source: https://biosrhythm.com/...
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williwaw pro Yesterday
oh that's beautiful
joost Yesterday
@williwaw Ha. Exactly what I was about to type. :-) +++
misslivie Yesterday
legit thought this was a very fancy purse
poorusher Yesterday
Staggering
scruss pro Yesterday
@jessamyn I met Paul Rickards and his husband at VCF in Wall, NJ a few weeks ago. His artwork is amazing!
jessamyn pro Yesterday
@scruss He posted some Data General thing on his Masto and I started poking around on his blog, yes his stuff is so interesting!
dogwelder pro Yesterday
I changed so many of those ribbons in our school's lab.
scruss pro Yesterday
@jessamyn someone had received a full rack of Nova kit at the Info-Age museum in Wall when I was there but I didn't take pictures.

Also, if you haven't already met, Joyce Weisbecker is a delight.
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ian_crowther

Bandcamp Friday and every day

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Under Tangled Silence — Djrum
Dance Music 4 Bad People — Hieroglyphic Being
I'LL BE AROUND — Hataalii
The Foel Tower — Quade
Demilitarize — Nazar
Reverie — Rebecca Foon & Aliayta Foon-Dancoes
Terminal Tower — Pere Ubu (RIP)
Blue Veil — Lucy Railton
Shit Don't Rhyme No More — E L U C I D
A Thousand Pokes — Stick In The Wheel
Blackletter Garland — Hack-Poets Guild
Tristwch y Fenywod — Tristwch y Fenywod
The Shovel Dance — Shovel Dance Collective
Instruments (Preorder) — Water Damage
I was put on this earth — DJ Python
OST — BIG|BRAVE
the world is still here and so are we (Preorder) — mclusky
Romance (Deluxe Edition) — Fontaines DC
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ian_crowther pro 6 hours ago
I don't remember exactly why I was on such a "trad but not" kick when a bunch of these went on my wishlist but if you're inclined the same way, A Thousand Pokes / Blackletter Garland / Tristwch y Fenywod / The Shovel Dance are all recommended.
otaman

Toronto life expectancy by neighbourhood

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Other cities have been measuring this for a while, but I hadn't seen it before for Toronto.
https://thelocal.to/life-exp...

The 12 year range of age is a bit shocking. Looking at the map though, it follows the socio-economic status of each neighbourhood pretty closely, so that's not a surprise.

The outlier at the high end is curious though. It's not the wealthiest neighbourhood, but the one with the greatest percentage of immigrants:

"The 'healthy immigrant effect' is one possible explanation for Yonge-Doris’s high life expectancy. Basically, for the first 10 or so years after someone moves to Canada, particularly in adulthood, their health tends to be better than someone who was born in Canada. There are a lot of theories for why this might be, but Pinto points to Canada’s rigorous points-based immigration process that 'selects for people with sufficient income, professional credentials, existing resources and so on.' The factors for which the government assigns high points—from education to wealth to professional accomplishments—are also indicators of good health."
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scruss pro 3 hours ago
Yonge-Doris is mostly wealthy immigrants.

I don't live in the worst neighbourhood, but we're pretty close to the bottom in Kennedy Park. It's a low economic opportunity neighbourhood, but I'm also sure the residue from building tens of thousands of tonnes of bombs at the old GECO works can't have helped
greenskpr

Dream Whip

a picture of a multi-axle military vehicle being put through its paces
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a picture of a multi-axle military vehicle being put through its paces
Saurer M2 Octopus 10×6.. as a golf course superintendnent this fills me with conflicting feelings. It's the perfect vehicle at the same time being the one that will likely hospitalize you..
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jordanbrock

Tokyo

A building in Tokyo at sunset, with the sun low in the sky, and the silhouette of a plane coming into land at Haneda Airport.
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A building in Tokyo at sunset, with the sun low in the sky, and the silhouette of a plane coming into land at Haneda Airport.
From my last day in Tokyo after 3 weeks travelling around Japan.
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jpoulos pro 22 hours ago
Jel.
mkerbaj

Do not go gentle into that good night

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cristin pro Yesterday
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roonie pro Yesterday
Actually, I'm not totally against this, some days.
Argie

Into The Weekend Like...

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urlnotfound pro 11 hours ago
I have always liked games that are like:
10 click inventoryobject on scenery
20 change inventoryobject
30 goto 10
Lockjaw

James

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This was a really great read. In a nutshell, it's a retelling of Huckleberry Finn from Jim's viewpoint. It was shocking and inspiring at the same time. I cannot recommend this book enough.

Also, if you have not seen American Fiction, which was based on his book Erasure, it's definitely worth watching.
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3rdparty pro 4 hours ago
joined a neighbourhood bookclub and am about 1/3 of the way through this. Reading!
bencmeissner pro an hour ago
Agreed. We read this for Books & Bars bookclub a few months ago and it was universally liked.
bezt

North Houston Skatepark

A giant skatepark
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A giant skatepark
source: https://a.wholelottanothing.org/the-slow...
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scotto

Shelley Duvall & Debbie Harry

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on the set of Mother Goose Rock ‘n’ Rhyme (1990)
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BennyTheIcepick pro 6 hours ago
Gosh I’d forgotten all about that. What a fever dream that was
travis pro 6 hours ago
gonna tell my kids this is Chappell Roan and Sabrina Carpenter
shaniber pro an hour ago
@travis oh, bravo.
wjcstp

Deerhoof at the Walker Art Center

Four piece rock band with a table behind them on stage set up as a still life, with a large screen above the stage showing the still life from behind.
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Four piece rock band with a table behind them on stage set up as a still life, with a large screen above the stage showing the still life from behind.
First show of their tour and they sounded fantastic. They had someone behind the stage curtain carving vegetables into flowers during the show, revealing the setup before the last couple of songs in the main set.
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ardgedee pro 17 hours ago
I love how Deerhoof has the look and vibe of a neighborhood garage band even though they've been recording and touring steadily for, what, three decades now?

The music is great and their dedication to it is enviable.
wjcstp pro 14 hours ago
@ardgedee 31 years! One of their super powers is their collective mind meld as a band, they can start and stop on a dime, or repeat and iterate on a riff for 3 minutes and all jump out on the same note. Just a joy to see them play.
robotmachine pro 13 hours ago
I saw Deerhoof in LA in ~2006 and it was the best live show I’ve ever seen. They are amazing.
dphiffer

Happy International Workers Day!

A vertically-split three-panel hand-drawn protest artwork. Each panel is labeled with "8 hours" above it and additional text below it:

- 8 hours for work (person working)
- 8 hours for rest (person sleeping)
- 8 hours for what we will (a couple on a boat, woman reading newspaper called Union Advocate)
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A vertically-split three-panel hand-drawn protest artwork. Each panel is labeled with "8 hours" above it and additional text below it:

- 8 hours for work (person working)
- 8 hours for rest (person sleeping)
- 8 hours for what we will (a couple on a boat, woman reading newspaper called Union Advocate)
source: https://stefanbohacek.online/@stefan...
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Argie pro Yesterday
Just gotta work on that 4 day work week now
gschmd

PC Connection raccoons

PC Connection ad with raccoons in pub
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PC Connection ad with raccoons in pub
source: https://technologizer.com/home...
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chauffi pro Yesterday
I would have also believed that this was a discontinued Celestial Seasonings Tea Flavor Box
bezt pro Yesterday
This is actually how I imagine @jessamyn's library tech support sessions.
jessamyn pro Yesterday
@bezt Slightly fewer adult beverages, alas.
neuracnu pro Yesterday
Drive into the dumpster!!
markhurst 4 hours ago
Looks like 1980s-era Microsoft Flight Simulator.
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O_C

'sup

photograph of two dogs on the sidewalk; one happy laying in the shade, the other in the sun and looking like they made a bad decision
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photograph of two dogs on the sidewalk; one happy laying in the shade, the other in the sun and looking like they made a bad decision
source: https://www.reddit.com/r...
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scruss pro 9 hours ago
TIL about Velvet Hippos
scruss

unfollow, unfollow, unfollow

If it manipulates your hunger, unfollow.
If it rewards outrage and punishes thought, unfollow.
If it makes you compare your life to a fiction, unfollow.
Your peace is non-negotiable.
If it monetizes your anxiety, unfollow.
If it fragments your focus into worthless bytes, unfollow.
If it reduces your humanity to metrics, unfollow.
Real life happens beyond the screen.
If it promises connection but breeds isolation, unfollow.
If it transforms your time into someone's profit, unfollow.
If it makes you feel worse with every scroll, unfollow.
You were whole before they made you doubt it.
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If it manipulates your hunger, unfollow.
If it rewards outrage and punishes thought, unfollow.
If it makes you compare your life to a fiction, unfollow.
Your peace is non-negotiable.
If it monetizes your anxiety, unfollow.
If it fragments your focus into worthless bytes, unfollow.
If it reduces your humanity to metrics, unfollow.
Real life happens beyond the screen.
If it promises connection but breeds isolation, unfollow.
If it transforms your time into someone's profit, unfollow.
If it makes you feel worse with every scroll, unfollow.
You were whole before they made you doubt it.
source: https://xoxo.zone/@Daojoan...
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O_C

pretend it's a city

photograph of a page in a sketchbook with a slightly abstract illustration of a cityscape/street traffic in pen and pastels (?)
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photograph of a page in a sketchbook with a slightly abstract illustration of a cityscape/street traffic in pen and pastels (?)
source: https://bsky.app/profile...
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Argie

This is just so sad

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RIP Jill Sobule, awful awful news

Singer-Songwriter of Groundbreaking 1995 Song ‘I Kissed a Girl,’ Dies in House Fire

https://variety.com/2025...

to refresh https://youtu.be/LUi11Cz4...
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roue Yesterday
She was something special and this is terrible news.
1f2frfbf pro 22 hours ago
I hate Christmas music. Except hers, hers is great. Her other music is great too. This is sad news.
idogcow 21 hours ago
Damn. That sucks…
frothywalrus 19 hours ago
Damn, I really loved her first 2 albums. I followed her for years, what a shame.
waa pro 14 hours ago
Damn. That is SAD.
Sailormom pro 13 hours ago
Terrible news.
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artwells

we noticed your vibe from across the playground

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ventriloquist winking while his dummy waggles eyebrows
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joffaboy

Portrait of a knobhead

Stacked newspapers with cover photo of Dutton's skull, looks like a dick
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Stacked newspapers with cover photo of Dutton's skull, looks like a dick
Photo of right wing party leader Peter Dutton
source: https://www.facebook.com/
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mcmjolnir pro Yesterday
Peter, a schwantz, a pee pee, a prick
jordanbrock pro 23 hours ago
Can confirm: He's a prick
Argie pro 19 hours ago
@jordanbrock ++
Xedrik 8 hours ago
Reminds me of this stack of newspapers with trump's gaping maw https://imgur.com/a/ESQQ9W1
caitlinburke pro 7 hours ago
I'd like to buy everyone on the layout team a drink of their choice!
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MackReed

psa

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Waist level shot looking up at a red skeleton marching beneath a white moon, caption: “RULE #1 - FUCK WHAT THEY THINK”
Via https://www.tumblr.com/mostlysi...
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