In my head the book is called "Manties", in honor of the product that never quite caught on. The ultimate dnb. http://www.manties.net

Plain talk.

What if I think both of those are false?

@LordJohnWhorfin you're a gosh darned human being!

<3

"Write a letter"? He's going to find the motherfucker who left him behind, do that charming ∞-shaped rubbing around their ankles, then get all warm, dry, cozy and fed.

And then piss and shit in their shoes for a month, as justice demands.

SKIT!

Jeez, dude.

@Synesthesia right?!

Hold on. In Portugal you can just go and set up your grill on random castles in town?

Daaaaamn. The weather in King's Landing — or is it Casterly Rock? — looks lovely!

Aaaaand there goes my appetite for Jimmy John leftovers.

I'm never not gonna be jealous.

@ardgedee my house sits just over what resembles castle walls - actually it was my grandad and some friends that built part of it for fun some 50y ago.
and I usually bring the coal grill to the front of the house to protect it from excessive winds - bad for setting the coal into the right "mood".

@ardgedee this is a family house on an island, abot 2h north to Lisbon - google for Berlenga island :)

Melania looked so happy back then

i've finally eaten enough of the spice that i can see all of the golden paths of the shiba

so wow. many circle. much recursive.

BPRD: Plague of frogs - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki...

(yes I'm that much of a Mignola nerd)

Me too :)

@mrzarquon @kafkaesque a new Hellboy movie is coming in ‘19. They’re teasing it in LA with a huge Mignola billboard.

She's a silverback gorilla on a Saturday night...

@GroggyGrognard Looking for the fight of her life?

The Bart, the.

@ba No one who speaks German could be an evil man!

Fun fact! Psychopaths hang wind chimes to know when it's breezy.

oh wow. this is such a mind-blowing perspective!

I would kill to be able to bring off a Remington tie clip.

Needs a computer/calculator thing with an acoustic modem.

thanks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dark City

Discworld

Straight to the Walls of Ice shk (https://mltshp.com/Flatland) with this one!

Wooooh dude

Took me a moment, but !!!

please allow me to introduce myself...

Ed Sheeran and Sarah Huckabee?

Chris Elliot and Megan Amram?

Goodbye plz

Honestly I like this more than the official tat.

Race Bannon and… hmm… Demi Moore?

I would proudly display that plate on my wall.

Until I took an arrow to the knee

sweetroll joke dot txt

Meanwhile, in Poland....

you ever hack off any sweet stumps

Where's grandma?
She had to split.

AxeCop has a grandma!

That’s some sweet Carrie Nation cosplay.

@joshmillard LOLs

@joshmillard ++

@wjcstp hahahahahahahaha

Dinsdale was a hard man. Vicious but fair.

@LordJohnWhorfin One Sunday, when my parents were coming round for tea I asked him if he'd mind very much not nailing my head to the floor that week and he agreed and just screwed my pelvis to a cake stand.

I once devised a way to rig a sharpened letter opener, a paper clip, and a bunch of rubber bands together to make a vicious stabby thing in the gap between desk sections. I never actually put it to use. I'm not THAT stupid. I just used it as an exercise to see if I could cause some serious damage using nothing but common office supplies.

"LOOKING AT YOU, @jack!"

Twitter needs a non-engineer non-male CEO. Preferably a WoC.

I would have said "enema," but yours is much more diplomatic, @mcmjolnir

@caitlinburke toe-may-toe, toe-mah-toe

Roxane Gay for Twitter CEO.

@robotmachine where do I vote!

@caitlinburke HAW! x2!
@robotmachine Hells yes.

Is there any escape?

I'm in a battle with my CoWork office's management. They think playing their crappy music choices on Sonos is something we all "want" to hear. I should put up this sign.

Calm your tits!

looks like someone put the desert skin on SimCity 3000 and went nuts with the medium density zoning tool.

@XYLENE Without even fully knowing what you're talking about I can appreciate that comment.

A city built for pedestrians 😔

(To be fair, it's probably hot enough that only fools walk)

@jordanbrock
s/fools/the poor/g

needs more supermarionation

@mcmjolnir Yes, m'lady.

Ch-ch-ch-cherry bomb!