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Argie

To Those Who Partake

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Happy Halloween
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samh pro 5 hours ago
Make America great again.
wombatman70

Look at my crotch!

Two hand-woven white patches repair rips in denim jeans
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Two hand-woven white patches repair rips in denim jeans
… and knee!

Have dipped my proverbial toes into visible darning, and this pair of ripped, stained jeans was the perfect start. They’re far from perfect, but happy with the result! Having fun!
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bubbalumpkis pro 8 hours ago
Darn!
wombatman70 8 hours ago
@bubbalumpkis It’s in my genes!
roonie

My degree

A licence to operate the cable car in Wellington nz.
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A licence to operate the cable car in Wellington nz.
To show I'm not a complete waste of space, behold, my early achievement!
Put this together with the raffle ticket and, we'll, yes, things happened.
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dreyfusslugado 4 hours ago
so how many points is the Trolley Problem worth in this examination?
LocalStain

Sir, this isn't a Wendy's.

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ardgedee pro 7 hours ago
A mistake anyone could make.
3rdparty pro 4 hours ago
/toronto
infini

Dr Mustonen has agreed to examine my doctoral thesis*

Tero Mustonen
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Tero Mustonen
source: https://www.goldmanprize.org/recipien...

*when its cleared by the internal doctoral committee in December. I must have at least two external examiners

He's village chief of a community of subsistence fishermen (among other things)
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0y3ahSansAcut3 11 hours ago
I love this!
MackReed pro 10 hours ago
Go, Team @infini!
roonie pro 8 hours ago
@MackReed What he said!

Do you mean "flense my doctoral thesis"?
devilsrancher

Useful AI flow chart

A bubble that says “do I need AI?” With a line pointing to rectangle around the word “No.”
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A bubble that says “do I need AI?” With a line pointing to rectangle around the word “No.”
I like a simple decision tree.

Via Mastodon https://kolektiva.social/@danmcqu...
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bezt

Are We Not Good Boys?

2 white statues of whippet dogs. One has a sign in front saying "Whippet". The other has a red 4-layer "hat". The sign in front of it says "Whippet good".
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2 white statues of whippet dogs. One has a sign in front saying "Whippet". The other has a red 4-layer "hat". The sign in front of it says "Whippet good".
Source: https://mas.to/@countdr...
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jaymayday

insanity

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i am in such distress over this SNAP situation. well, distressed by everything really, jfc
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williwaw pro 15 hours ago
Just a friendly reminder for those who might feel the need to help food banks right now to donate money, not food. It's so much better for them and helps ways more people. And if your employer is one of those who will match your donations (2x check! You never know!) food banks are usually high up on the list for acceptable matches and thus you can double your donation!
jaymayday 12 hours ago
someone said to include toothpaste and menstruation products and dog/cat food too. but cash too for sure - most of my kiddos have severely restricted diets and need a particular chickn nugget frl
jaymayday 12 hours ago
can you imagine having a one and 2yo how much the fucking diaper bill is! my god!
infini

Tony Matelli.

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Made entirely of painted metal.

https://www.tumblr.com/ymutate...
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jpk an hour ago
Dang, that's good.
csilverman

lesson

In a craggy, remote place, a witchlike figure stands next to a large black cauldron with glowing greenish smoke boiling up out of it into the dull blue evening sky. The cauldron is lit yellow-orange from below by fire. The witch isn't looking at the cauldron, though; they're looking at a laptop perched on a stool. While the screen is too small to be legible, someone familiar with YouTube will have the impression that the witch is watching a YouTube video tutorial. The painting is signed "Chris Silverman".
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In a craggy, remote place, a witchlike figure stands next to a large black cauldron with glowing greenish smoke boiling up out of it into the dull blue evening sky. The cauldron is lit yellow-orange from below by fire. The witch isn't looking at the cauldron, though; they're looking at a laptop perched on a stool. While the screen is too small to be legible, someone familiar with YouTube will have the impression that the witch is watching a YouTube video tutorial. The painting is signed "Chris Silverman".
#notesArt #inktober day 29: lesson
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jpoulos pro 23 hours ago
Another one that would make a good New Yorker cover.
joost 21 hours ago
Ha! ++
ardgedee pro 18 hours ago
Now, for the critical next step we'll need a special ingredient... and if you're like me and have a lot of curses to keep track of, you'll probably have to visit parts of the Internet that your government or ISP doesn't want you to se. And that's where our sponsor Dord VPN comes in. With Dord VPN I don't have to take time out of my day to craft special curses for the technicians that make browsing the internet difficult. Dord VPN is almost magical in how I can get anywhere I want online, and I don't even have to waste ingredients I was saving for, you know, those special someones. Dord VPN ensures my lair can stay hidden while I order pieces of endangered species that are absolutely necessary for those top-of-their-class potions you love to learn about.
tweedlydo pro 18 hours ago
@ardgedee brilliant
heyitsal pro 15 hours ago
I think this is my favorite so far.
BennyTheIcepick pro 14 hours ago
@ardgedee 👏 🧙
roonie pro 8 hours ago
@ardgedee on point, plus.
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joffaboy

Radio image of our galaxy

A band of orange-red stars with areas of blue
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A band of orange-red stars with areas of blue
'This new low-frequency radio image of the Milky Way took more than 40,000 hours (That's 1666 days!) to construct. It's the largest ever radio colour image of the Milky Way and reveals large-scale astrophysical structures. It's also particularly useful at identifying supernova remnants.'

https://www.universetoday.com/articles...
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tonyb pro 8 hours ago
Breaking News: Shit's Blowin' Up, film at 11
0y3ahSansAcut3 5 hours ago
What is the blue stuff, and did you notice the mushroom head, down on the right.
artwells

New Doors

Two doors in a tree open, showing toys within
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Two doors in a tree open, showing toys within
Cut some new doors in the stump after some time. My knee felt up to it so I thought I'd try. It went okay.

Previously: https://mltshp.com/p/1QSH9
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jive_t pro Yesterday
considering the New Monkees, yeeeeesh
infini

 

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source: https://www.tumblr.com/
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bug138 Yesterday
“Whatever you do, don’t”
BennyTheIcepick pro Yesterday
Appropriate entry for https://mltshp.com/-1 perhaps?
MackReed pro Yesterday
But ...
owl 13 hours ago
Oh yes.
bjrn pro 13 hours ago
Also see https://mltshp.com/p/1PZSG
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heyitsal

Botober Day 30: add blender. Shell.

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Image source: https://mltshp.com/p/1RD63

#Botober, #Botobor, Prompt list: https://mltshp.com/p/1RAWL
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joffaboy

Get your germs here!

Photo of 2 walls covered with thousands of pieces of used gum
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Photo of 2 walls covered with thousands of pieces of used gum
'Beneath Seattle’s Pike Place Market is a 50-foot brick wall covered with used chewing gum. Begun in the 1990s, the wall now bears an estimated 180 pieces of gum per brick. In 2009 it was ranked second only to the Blarney Stone as the world’s germiest tourist attraction.'

We had a similar wall in Melbourne, but it was cleaned a few years ago..

https://www.futilitycloset.com/2025...
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KMAlexander pro 8 hours ago
I can smell this photo.
homerj 8 hours ago
Our dumbest Seattle tourist attraction.
mcmjolnir pro 8 hours ago
I fucking hate it.
ufez pro 7 hours ago
I left some Doublemint there in 2001 if any of y'all want it.
drurystephanie 6 hours ago
This was cleaned too a couple years ago but grew back.
BennyTheIcepick pro 4 hours ago
At this point that gum is structural
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Argie

Today's Letters are F, D & P

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samh pro 5 hours ago
Good morning, Southern Hemisphere. I look very much forward to celebrating when I too reach the F in F D P.
Argie pro 4 hours ago
@samh :upside down: waves hi!
jive_t pro 4 hours ago
Pigeoooon
poorusher

New slack filter dropped

Picture of a middle aged man with a filter showing him dressed as a pirate for a video conference call
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Picture of a middle aged man with a filter showing him dressed as a pirate for a video conference call
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LocalStain pro 10 hours ago
Is this the Yaaart Wells filter...?
heyitsal pro 8 hours ago
I couldn't think of anything so I just ran with this... https://mltshp.com/p/1RD6F
Argie

Three Sisters

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Embiggen for full effect

I've just returned from five days up and around the Blue Mountains (near Sydney for non aussies) and it was truly magnificent. This is the view out from Echo Point looking down into the Jamison Valley. The famous Three Sisters rock formation is on the far left, which I have managed to obscure behind an info panel in this shot.

For a better view of the sisters click here
https://flic.kr/p/2rCfiPQ
and here
https://flic.kr/p/2rC9kau

Anyhoo, if you ever visit New South Wales, make sure you head up into the mountains, an amazing piece of Australia
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nikkuneko pro 16 hours ago
what a beautiful view! thanks for the additional pics.

also, this totally threw me for a minute because there's another "three sisters" near where my next youngest brother lives in the US (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki...). i had a moment of "wait, that doesn't look right... oh!"
0y3ahSansAcut3 11 hours ago
Those buttes, look like The Bears Ears Pass, in Southern Utah.
macmanx

 

"Better than Drake" meme with captions:

"Move fast and break things"
or
"Breakfast and move things"
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"Better than Drake" meme with captions:

"Move fast and break things"
or
"Breakfast and move things"
from https://mastodon.social/@tdp_org...
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lamnatos

🔴

2 white statues of whippet dogs. One has a sign in front saying "Whippet". The other has a red 4-layer "hat". The sign in front of it says "Whippet good".
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2 white statues of whippet dogs. One has a sign in front saying "Whippet". The other has a red 4-layer "hat". The sign in front of it says "Whippet good".
Source: https://mas.to/@countdr...

edit: Bah, I'm late it seems 😂

https://mltshp.com/p/1RD59
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heyitsal pro 10 hours ago
Nah. It's not too late to whippet.
roonie pro 8 hours ago
You Must whippet.
snowbow

 

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Saw on fb
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mashcan 16 hours ago
I loved this level on Space Harrier
MackReed pro 15 hours ago
@mashcan *sensible genx chuckle*
artwells

Status

Me standing next to a paper that says "Free And I work"
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Me standing next to a paper that says "Free And I work"
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jaymayday 17 hours ago
looking good!
joffaboy

Pretty, hellish Venus

Pale pink and pastel blue coloured clouds on this view of Venus
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Pale pink and pastel blue coloured clouds on this view of Venus
'A synthesised false colour image of Venus using 283 nm (blue) and 365 nm (green) images taken by the Akatsuki ultraviolet imager (UVI) and the 900 nm (red) image taken by the infrared camera (IR1).'

https://dailygalaxy.com/2025...
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heyitsal

Botober Day 29: small calling cheese

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#Botober, #Botobor, Prompt list: https://mltshp.com/p/1RAWL
Join the Cheeseball: https://mltshp.com/cheeseball
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poorusher 16 hours ago
Out of interest do you pronounce it

Bow-tober
Or
Bott-ober
heyitsal pro 15 hours ago
@poorusher @ba We could call it ba-tober, as he was the original poster of the list. I've been going with bot like robot, which I think was the originator's intent: https://www.aiweirdness.com/tiny-jello/
poorusher 13 hours ago
@heyitsal oh nice nod to @ba, I prefer that version.
MackReed

whip of the week

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a flaming car rolls slowly towards the viewer
source: https://www.tumblr.com/swampthi...
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rogrtheshrubber pro 9 hours ago
A '58 Plymouth Fury, possessed by Hell.
cristin pro 8 hours ago
this beats the Chevy Blazer I saw on the 405 once, fully engulfed in flames. (true story)
devilsrancher pro 7 hours ago
@rogrtheshrubber Hell hath no fury… oh wait, it looks like it does.
roonie

Stuff I found

Far side calendar slip
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Far side calendar slip
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LocalStain

😸

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1f2frfbf

Rumpus Crew

People in (l to r) A Beast costume, an Enoch costume, a Fred the Talking Horse costume, and a well-dressed frog costume, pose in front of a fence.

They are all wonderful folks and I was proud to be part of the crew at the annual Wild Rumpus parade in Athens, GA. It's a fun event, you should come.
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People in (l to r) A Beast costume, an Enoch costume, a Fred the Talking Horse costume, and a well-dressed frog costume, pose in front of a fence.

They are all wonderful folks and I was proud to be part of the crew at the annual Wild Rumpus parade in Athens, GA. It's a fun event, you should come.
Our theme was Over the Garden Wall. We had a blast.

My Enoch head was always crooked. Oh well...
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B6FA798A3449 pro Yesterday
and that's a rock fact
Xedrik 15 hours ago
Nice job all around! (And if you haven't watched Over The Garden Wall, treat yourself! It's so good.)
infini

 

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me3dia pro Yesterday
Feels like *most* people here would get it
Xedrik Yesterday
Pencil? Bic Cristal.
roonie pro Yesterday
This speaks to our demographic, way too accurately.
dphiffer

 

3 panel comic

Panel 1: POV showing a hand holding a letter addressed to "House on the Giant Turtle's back," standing on the beach.

Panel 2: A letter carrier gazes up at the giant turtle whose head is at the level of the clouds. A house and some trees are visible in the distance, on the giant turtle's back.

Panel 3: The letter carrier stares at the letter, rubbing their brow with a weary look.
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3 panel comic

Panel 1: POV showing a hand holding a letter addressed to "House on the Giant Turtle's back," standing on the beach.

Panel 2: A letter carrier gazes up at the giant turtle whose head is at the level of the clouds. A house and some trees are visible in the distance, on the giant turtle's back.

Panel 3: The letter carrier stares at the letter, rubbing their brow with a weary look.
source: https://bsky.app/profile...
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ba pro Yesterday
this is basically how you send a postcard to @jessamyn
vosechu pro Yesterday
To: 7th most famous American librarian
jessamyn pro Yesterday
😂

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