awwww RIP

<3

That's a weird thing to call a 1986 Corvette concept car.

Point away from face when lighting

Late at night when I'm driving...

It’s not a skateboard until she’s hassled by the cops on it...

❤️ too cool

Enjoi!

Sweet plank

You can’t go wrong with an enjoi board

Sweet!

Tuning in

Film at 11

Channel 9 needs to stop doing all these stories about me.

my career!

I need this tshirt

Me coming out of suspended animation in the year 2525.

if man is still alive, if woman can survive...

when the drugs kick in

“Ah! After 10 thousand years I’m free! Time to conquer earth!”

A WHOLE NEW WOOOOOORLD...

ow

beats the Manson one, tho

n.o.p.e

tihi

mfw

Why would anyone post a screencap without linking to the damned thing?
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Yeah, I always enjoyed it.

Or not cleaning up after ME until *I* feel like it.

Quiet time, any time.

I find cooking for one pretty difficult, but other than that, a strong yes to all.

Disadvantage: No one cleaning up after ME

She sounds like the difficult slob i used to live with.

I forget how great it is until my SO and I go on vacation and have to share a hotel room.

11. Sex with someone who knows how I like it.

Difficult slob, rhymes with few ****jobs.

I have never eaten a Waffle House waffle how bad are they ?

I liked it the one time I went. not sure how this is a punishment

@octaneTom depends on how drunk you are.

@octaneTom looking at his updates, it seems to be more about eating nothing but waffles for 24 hours. "...going down like cement now"

I love Waffle House, but eating a waffle an hour for a whole day would be torturous.

Waffle house waffles are pretty significant, IIRC. I dunno if I could eat more than two in a sitting.

He popped on Waffle 6, 11 hours to go

24 waffles is about four full boxes of waffle mix.

I see this as suburban racist/classist bullshit. “I’m forced to drive my 80k Audi to a predominantly poor location to reinforce that I lost a fucking bet.
We’ve seen this movie before.

I've eaten at a Waffle House exactly once. I enjoy me a good greasy spoon as much as anyone, but that was a special kind of disgusting.

^ yeah "my punishment is your life"

@octaneTom I wouldn't want to spend 24 hours in one but I would do that before I'd spend 24 hours in a McDonald's or Burger King. At least they have table and counter service and the coffee is good (in the diner sense of good).

I mean, there are thousands of people who spend ten hours a day at a Waffle House and they don't even get to sit down. They're called "employees".

Waffle House is fine. It is just a diner that serves diner food. If you expect something different, you will be disappointed.

@hertz @mcmjolnir I think the punishment is: "Spend 24 hours in a Waffle House. Knock 1 hour off the stay for each waffle you eat."

Pounding down all the waffles you can as fast as you can will shorten the stay but make the experience a whole lot worse than it has to be. Just order another waffle when you're hungry, keep the coffee topped off and hope the wifi stays up.

Also tip the staff well when you sit down and again at every shift change, and let them know you're doing this because you lost a bet. As long as you don't act like a dick they'll probably help make the stay more tolerable.

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"Sorry folks, but you know... Joe Manchin." [Packs bag and heads home.]

as a West Virginian and American, this is why I have been an Independent for more than a decade. The democrats promise to rend your enemies to pieces with their wicked fangs, but when they smile, they are armed with nothing but gums.

isn't it convenient that aliens fit through our door frames?

Clint Howard is thrilled

You can't fool me, that's a frost giant crossing the Bifröst.

Slothrop and Geli Tripping.

By creepy coincidence, i learned about these just this morning from the book on clouds i am reading. Apparently there is a special mountain in Germany (in the Harz) that it is named for: it is often shrouded in mist so you can go there and see your shadow enhaloed like this.

For some reason when I read "bring me Solo," my mind went immediately to The Man from UNCLE instead of SW. "And the Wookie" made me do the mental equivalent of going cross-eyed for a split second.

@AKAtheMilkman Napoleon Solo is his great nephew.