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Sergio Romo

Sergio Romo
source: https://twitter.com/JomboyMe...

"Anytime a kid asked Sergio Romo for an autograph this year, he asked them for one too. So he wore this hat to the mound before retiring last night"
15 hours ago
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me3dia pro 15 hours ago
That's a class act.
mcmjolnir pro 14 hours ago
This rules
joshleejosh pro 8 hours ago
😭💕
caitlinburke

Mornin, Sam. Mornin, Ralph.

Mornin, Sam. Mornin, Ralph.
https://twitter.com/dog_rate...
18 hours ago
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roonie pro 12 hours ago
From the size of him, he's been here before.
heyitsal

I work for fun

I work for fun
When I'm not working on designing ads and logos, I design ads and logos.

This is a logo for The University of Adua from the book series I love "The First Law" by Joe Abercrombie featured in this post from a couple of weeks ago... http://mltshp.com/p/1OP6P

Half of what is here, wouldn't get approved by a client because no one would get it until they've read the books. No computers, deadlines, approvals or budgets. Just the tv on and drawing for fun.
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joffaboy

Cast of The Shining, 1980

Cast of The Shining, 1980
https://www.tumblr.com/aiiaiiiy...
12 hours ago
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Mr_Encyclopedia pro 9 hours ago
I could've sworn they had color photography in the 1980s.
brundlefly

iswydt

iswydt
source: https://twitter.com/fakehist...
18 hours ago
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snarkout

👀

👀
source: https://twitter.com/christhe...

"Just learned about Medjed, a minor Egyptian Death God, and the only person depicted in traditional Egyptian art as forward facing with both eyes visible."
21 hours ago
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tweedlydo pro 20 hours ago
wait what???
poorusher 18 hours ago
I saw the reply first a few days ago: https://twitter.com/moat_hag...
scruss pro 18 hours ago
Medjed breaks the fourth wall. Also, is tired of your shit
scruss pro 18 hours ago
also, was the subject of a meme frenzy in Japan a decade ago:
https://web.archive.org/web...
joffaboy pro 13 hours ago
Medjed ".. shoots with his eye, yet is unseen." Cool superpower.
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LiberNoxSecreta

Tuesday

Tuesday
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1f2frfbf pro 19 hours ago
This is me and my wife, currently.

Due to quarantine we currently spend a fair amount of time talking to each other from around door frames.
jive_t pro 9 hours ago
WHAT'S ALL THIS THEN?!
BennyTheIcepick pro 3 hours ago
@jive_t
We’re just normal men
https://youtu.be/lr_vl62JblQ
carnivorouskale

Skullbucketry

Skullbucketry
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notyou pro 10 hours ago
Olde Timey General Anesthesia
tonyb pro 10 hours ago
YE OLDE BONG
cristin pro 9 hours ago
bong hits
MackReed pro 7 hours ago
Instant headache cure!
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MackReed

killer, today

killer, today
He’s 14 years and two months old. He’s a wizened old dude, made to look even more so because the idiots at the groomers ignored my request to leave enough of a winter coat to keep him warm until summer comes, and cut off his underbody feathers to boot. I’m beyond pissed. He shivers now a lot if I don’t keep the heat cranked up and wrap him in a blanket.

He has inflammatory bowel disease, meaning food doesn’t stay in him for long and comes out poorly digested, so he’s getting thinner. We’ve tried all sorts of special diets, which he loathes and refuses to eat, he gets probiotics and steroid pills and B12 injections, and he does eat boiled chicken and a little rice, so he’s not starving to death, but he’s definitely winding down an otherwise excellent life.

Sharing this to those who have admired him here as much as we do. Time erases us all, and we can only hope and strive to have shared and generated this much love before we go.

My goal is to keep him alive long enough for my wife to return and see him after 3 weeks in NM coping with intense family issues.

He is the goodest boy.
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0y3ahSansAcut3 Yesterday
♡♡♡
LocalStain pro Yesterday
❤️
tweedlydo pro Yesterday
💜
notyou pro Yesterday
Aww Killer, hang in there.
B6FA798A3449 Yesterday
<3 <3 <3
zekkerjah Yesterday
💚
shfitz pro 23 hours ago
A privilege to have met him a few times. ❤️❤️❤️
wjcstp pro 21 hours ago
I’ve enjoyed your pictures of Killer’s adventures
jer pro 14 hours ago
Get that guy a heating pad!
MackReed pro 7 hours ago
@jer thx, he’s got one under his bed, but is often too dim to go use it during the day.
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ufez

Lyte as a Rock

Lyte as a Rock
MC Lyte in Brooklyn, 1989. Credit: Al Pereira

source: https://www.spin.com/2023...
11 hours ago
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rogrtheshrubber

A modest proposal

A modest proposal
10 hours ago
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mcmjolnir pro 9 hours ago
"It is so fresh I almost believe that I can hear them still crying."
stereoplex pro 9 hours ago
Somehow "Fresh Meat Baby Ravioli" is only marginally better.

Baby Fresh Meat Ravioli?
0y3ahSansAcut3 9 hours ago
Fresh beef, pork, lamb, mini raviolis.
MackReed pro 7 hours ago
@0y3ahSansAcut3 killjoy.
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LocalStain

At the dentist…

At the dentist…
The hygienist is kinda short.
12 hours ago
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williwaw

the NWS is done with winter too

the NWS is done with winter too
the NWS forecast made me laugh and laugh, the forecaster HAS HAD IT

the temp discussion of the forecast was this: "Notice I didn`t talk about temperatures yet? Yeah, don`t want to but I spose I must. It`s spring, birds chirping, grass growing, flowers blooming, not so if you live in
eastern Utah and the Western Slope. Thanks to our cold front
yesterday much colder temperatures will continue to move into the
area. Case in point, H7 temps noon yesterday ranged from -9C north
to -7C down south. Fine. Today, models prog these same temps to
range from -16C north to about -12C south. Now that`s just not
fair, folks. How are we supposed to get warm with temperatures
like these? Fact is, we won`t . . . Yeah, sure, much
colder than normal. Thanks for asking."

source: https://forecast.weather.gov/product...
20 hours ago
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wjcstp pro 19 hours ago
This would totally be me if I was writing the weather updates
cwhartman pro 19 hours ago
In my head the NWS weather radio robot is reading this entire forecast verbatim.
samh pro 19 hours ago
I thoroughly enjoy seeing this type of humor appear. What would be even better is listening to NOAA broadcasting this message over the airwaves in "his" deadpan voice though.
scruss pro 18 hours ago
You should see how the internal forecast text can look before it gets sanitized/clarified for public use. I used to have access to the Canadian Weather Service internal feed (woo telnet!) and it had its fair amount of snark (northern folks teasing Vancouver Island staff about "do you know what that white stuff that comes out the sky is called?") and humanity (birthday wishes, family news) mixed in with the data. It was very sweet, and a reminder that weather reporting is a very human activity
1f2frfbf pro 18 hours ago
This reminds me of the chatty and silly update notes on the old Weather Underground app. Always worth a read for a smile, too bad they got lost to the current corporate overlords.
Lockjaw pro 18 hours ago
Yeah, Utah was in a Chuck Tingle novel entitled "Pounded In The Ass By Yet Another Huge Fucking Snowstorm" yesterday.
notyou pro 14 hours ago
For the peanut gallery: if you haven’t already, look up your local NWS Area Forecast Discussion. They come out twice daily (iirc), and along with the forecast, you’ll sometimes be treated to bon mots such as those above.
roonie pro 12 hours ago
@williwaw move to the mountains they said, it'll be fun they said!
😂😥🙄
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MackReed

_

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source: https://www.tumblr.com/wilwheat...
21 hours ago
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scruss pro 20 hours ago
this is awkist and I don't like it
joshleejosh pro 8 hours ago
I've used join! It took me way longer than any sensible tool would have, of course, but I've used it.
pheezy 8 hours ago
what no sed?
MackReed

it

it
via https://www.tumblr.com/donnaimm...
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artwells

We seem to be made to suffer. It’s our lot in life.

We seem to be made to suffer. It’s our lot in life.
16 hours ago
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me3dia pro 15 hours ago
Compactor rivets
catbird 15 hours ago
Lactating droids is my fetish
jordanbrock pro 9 hours ago
"The mask goes on when he goes in the can"
csilverman

"Art enables us to find ourselves and lose ourselves at the same time." —Thomas Merton

"Art enables us to find ourselves and lose ourselves at the same time." —Thomas Merton
#notesArt
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Vidiot

Fred Rogers & Willie Stargell

Fred Rogers & Willie Stargell
source: https://upload.wikimedia.org
11 hours ago
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caitlinburke

Sound advice to Rick Scott

This may not be safe for viewing at work.

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https://twitter.com/russbeng...

A real high watermark for performative bullshit. Imagine thinking you can "deter" rage-killers who are likely to be killed during their attack or even planning to commit suicide. *smgdh*
16 hours ago
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dad 13 hours ago
Death penalty for whatever means leave no witnesses. If anything it would make it worse.
thelonius 11 hours ago
Well it worked for murder, right?
Mr_Encyclopedia pro 9 hours ago
The potential punishment rarely factors into the decision to commit a crime.
halborski pro 8 hours ago
School shooters rarely expect to come out alive at the end. This might actually make their decision easier. It certainly won't prevent any violence.
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macmanx

mood

mood
hard same

via https://www.tumblr.com/cyle...
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MackReed pro 19 hours ago
SAME. But we’re still fabulous, no?
macmanx pro 15 hours ago
@MackReed Absolutely!
jive_t pro 8 hours ago
@MackReed @macmanx possibly even more beautiful than before
the_adriator 8 hours ago
There's no way whatever was supposed to be on there could be better
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cwhartman

Fat Bike Tuesday

Fat Bike Tuesday
Pretty excited about the latest addition to the fleet, a 2015 Salsa Mukluk.

I demoed a fat bike when I eventually bought my Salsa Woodsmoke (https://mltshp.com/p/1ARFR), while fun I decided 27.5+ tires were better suited for all-round mountain bike use. What plus tires don’t do well is snow, but central Ohio winters are too unpredictable to justify spending much on gear specifically for that purpose. Some years we might have weeks or months of snow riding, others we might get four months of mud. However, when I saw a flyer at the grocery store selling a Mukluk $499, I couldn’t pass it up. 4” wide tires at 6psi should float and offer plenty of grip on any remotely packed snow, and give a little variety to my usual off-road rides.

Only downside is it’s a medium (17”) while my other two Salsas are larges (19”), but with the long seat post and overall bigness it seems to fit fine. I only had time for a quick ride at some pretty mild trails on my lunch break today, but it was definitely fun (until https://mltshp.com/p/1OSCH). A lot more nimble that expected, the low pressures and big tires have tons of grip and give a really compliant ride. The short gearing and extra rolling resistance keep speeds pretty low, but it’s still a pretty good workout.

It’s also silly fun on the paved trail I took to the mountain bike trail. The tires make a loud growl on pavement, people are already getting over before I can call out “on your left”. I get a lot more smiles and waves from pedestrians, including a few minutes of questions about the bike from a 70 year old walking his dog.
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wjcstp pro 8 hours ago
That’s a great deal on a Mukluk, nice find! I haven’t done a lot of fat tire miles, it I imagine the smaller frame might be a little more nimble, as long as it fits otherwise.
samh pro 7 hours ago
Damn, a Mukluk for $500 is an amazing deal!
MackReed pro 4 hours ago
ELI 5, is putting up with bogginess of extra rolling resistance really worth it for - what is it - the cushiness of fatbiking? I’m honestly uneducated here.
BennyTheIcepick pro 3 hours ago
Yay bikes 🚲
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joshleejosh

When in doubt, use a Likert scale

When in doubt, use a Likert scale
source: https://www.tumblr.com/radiofre...
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MackReed pro Yesterday
[ ] Strangely agree
mkerbaj

Welcome to My MCM Underground Lair!

Welcome to My MCM Underground Lair!
13 hours ago
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Kevin pro 13 hours ago
Marvel Cinematic Metaverse?
MackReed pro 7 hours ago
Where and how the cheese balls are made, natch.
MackReed

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source: https://www.tumblr.com/howloopy...
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tweedlydo pro 20 hours ago
👀
joffaboy

C'est bon

C'est bon
https://www.tumblr.com/oneheadt...
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mcmjolnir pro 11 hours ago
Petrol bombs and burning garbage!

C'est tellement romantique!
jazon

mltshp in the wild

mltshp in the wild
Instagram loves to show "you might like this!" posts and I tend to ignore them, but this one caught my eye because of the Via attribution

Source: https://www.instagram.com/p...

Original: http://mltshp.com/p/1O1CE
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danelectro Yesterday
i had an opportunity to take a pic of this sign with an aforementioned owl perched in frame but bungled the phone camera
chicobangs pro Yesterday
Hi! And, uh, thanks. Shame Twitter slammed into the side of a mountain like two weeks later.
me3dia

Hey! Ho! Let's Go!

Hey! Ho! Let's Go!
source: https://www.tumblr.com/warlust-...
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LocalStain

Young Chewbacca...

Young Chewbacca...
Crossed the rainbow bridge back to Kashyyyk last summer. @MackReed's post reminded me that I had to say goodbye to the fuzzball. This is one of the last pictures I took of him.

When I first came back to Chicago in 2011 and moved in with my brother there were a few weeks that I was sleeping on the couch because I didn't have a bed yet. On the nights when Chet was there he would whine at the bedroom door to get out and come jump on the couch so he could sleep on my head. Every night.

He was such a good boy.

Previously- https://mltshp.com/p/1CYXN, https://i.pinimg.com/736x...
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travis pro Yesterday
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cwhartman

Flat Tire Tuesday

Flat Tire Tuesday
The inaugural ride on the new-to-me fat bike (https://mltshp.com/p/1OSCG) was going great, until I noticed the bike no longer wanted to turn. Clearing a small log a few minutes later, it became obvious I was quickly losing air up front. I walked it out of the woods to the paved trail, with a new-to-me bike I wanted a “get picked up” backup plan just-in case.

I try to be prepared, so I did have tools, CO2 cartridges, and a spare tube. It wasn’t especially hard to change the tire, but I couldn’t find any obvious cause of the air loss (usually a thorn around here) which always makes me nervous putting a new tube in. The old tube also never lost all of its air, just most of it - thinking a bad valve stem. I also never got the tire to fully seat against the lip of the rim - turns out the spare tube the previous owner gave me was 29 x 3, not 26 x 4. It was noisy, but I made the two mile ride home.
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0y3ahSansAcut3 9 hours ago
Lets form a club...
samh pro 7 hours ago
I like the Nates. I have those on my Pugsley.
snarkout

Samantha's nose twitches

Samantha's nose twitches
source: https://twitter.com/SelineSi...

"‘Witch bee’ riding tiny broomstick to feature in Attenborough’s Wild Isles
Insect flies with grass stalks it uses to conceal its nest, which is made of disused snail shells https://amp.theguardian.com/media..."
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