me today

Like a laser beam

Perfection.

Me right now.

shoo, all of you, I need to focus on the right thing ;p

is *exactly* like

Well I just sent this to my wife so I guess that's my love language

I did an executive coaching thing where they asked us to read the Love Languages book. The book is five good paragraphs. The rest is belabored elaboration and Bible Lite. I listened to the audiobook, read by the author, Gary Chapman. The blind Christian sexism of it is so much more can't-look-away in his Carolinas accent.

Could make a great five paragraph pamphlet.

So so cute

The hat & the pipe come with the vehicle. They're mandatory.

you may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like

@chicobangs The pipe yes, but the hat is a fez. The beret is an aftermarket customization.

By jove, @Mr_Encyclopedia, you're right. I stand corrected.

Brütschetta

What kind of tobacco comes with the vehicle? I assume cherry or cavendish?

Probably one of the shows I've already seen though.

@foist saw the Halloween 91 Paramount show, which was nutty.

"All I wanna be is someone who gets to see a giant woman." - S. Universe

Wouldn’t you like to be a pepper too?

UWOTMATE

The Monty Python sketch about Australian table wines comes to mind.

sounds like malort.

@tom was gonna say the same.

@shfitz @tom Malort is worse

@chicobangs Honestly thought that was where this was from

GPOW when I'm traveling in foreign countries, and I have momentary anxiety about the sign I'm about to give someone out of habit.

me trying to have a normal interaction with my fellow humans

See also: https://creativemornings.com/talks...

Oh! So that’s what it is!

Future, liberals, want.

Not with your teeth.

I had it!

@jessamyn I either had it or had it on an extensive loan back in the day. I was disappointed that I wasn't able to find it in what remains of my tape collection.

I love how they would sometimes adapt LP album art to fit a cassette's aspect ratio. I know someone compared responsive web design to this design trend from back then.

Here it is: https://needmoredesigns.com/early-re...

via @beep's Responsive Design Patterns and Principles chapter 3.

Yes! I miss this since I donated all my CDs and only then realised this wasn't on Spotify :(

Yep I had this

De La Soul (and Tribe Called Quest) is where I got my handle from

@jessamyn @catbird @actingthegoat I still have it! I should dig it up. But yall aint gonna be here when I'm sneezin from all the dust after I dig through boxes, so you'll just have to take my word for it.

maybe 6 or 7 years ago, they released their discography for free on the web - it was absolutely massive for me to hear this and “de la soul is dead” for the first time. i’d missed them the first time around (partly due to my age, partly due to my small-town isolation) but oh boy was it a delight to experience these for the first time as an adult.

Did not expect this to make me weep

Thomas Jane!

Awwwww.

Appealing to the asshole contingency

I really felt this.

Fantastic

what is the logical argument against being an organ donor?

@3rdparty "They're MY organs!", or "I will need them when I'm resurrected" seem to be the most prevalent around here. I mean, I guess the first one is logical.

I will become a donor

It's cozy, but the wifi is pretty good.

I totally killed a jillion dudes there in Call of Duty

Huh, I work with a Tkachenko.

Brutalise is a total guilty pleasure for me. I freaking love this phone.

Damn

*slather*

yes pls

That looks delicious, but why two different fried eggs?

@mzurer It's fluffier that way.

@mzurer I’m asking why two egg dishes don’t given you the option for each egg, not just both together.

Can anyone elaborate on this? What's likely in the initial coating (butter, garlic, parsley?) and what kind of sauces are added later?

@mikenmar one is most likely a mayo of sorts. Not sure of the red, suspect a chili sauce.

@mikenmar @sirhc White is mayo. Not sure of the brown, possibly a mix of gochujang and mayo.

The initial coating is more or less the same garlic butter stuff they use on American garlic toast, so it's probably some combination of margarine (or, more likely, veg. shortening), garlic, parsley, salt.

This is kinda' a corporatized version of grandma toast, which is a street food staple in parts of Korea. Depending on where you get it, the grandma toast will be cheaper and have more stuff in it (usually 2-3 slices of toasted bread, 1-2 eggs, shredded cabbage, green onions and carrots, and potentially including hot dogs, fish sausage, and slices of ham).

there is a picture of a thai siracha chili sauce bottle in front of the placard for this sandwich. and the site claims the other is a cream sauce with no other details

https://www.findingseoulfood.com/egg-drop

may have misread the above, but perhaps the link is helpful

my arteries just closed by 1/10mm just by watching this.