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wonder why this never caught on
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Print advertisement for Jim Beam bourbon whiskey. Photograph shows a bottle of Squirt soda, a dewy, swizzle stick topped rocks glass of Squirt and Jim Beam, and a bottle of Jim Beam bourbon whiskey. Main text imposed over the image reads "Your favorite drink might be something you've never tried. Squirt. Right on the BEAM."
source: https://www.reddit.com/r...
chauffi
My family does Makers Mark, Squirt, and a dash of bitters as our go to drink, my brother in law dubbed it the Maker’s Squirt (natch) and it’s very good.
Meanwhile back at the beginners sign-writing class...
Dickhead 101 textbook
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Book cover showing boy pointing at a car engine
Cover text:
Everything I don't like is WOKE
A BOOK FOR BASIC DICKHEADS
"This engine is woke."
Cover text:
Everything I don't like is WOKE
A BOOK FOR BASIC DICKHEADS
"This engine is woke."
that apostrophe styling is woke.
Reba McEncentaur
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You know everyone is half centaur.
But this is her being a McEntire centaur
Setup and punchline; well done.
Moving home
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Brighton Pier with pebble beach and sea in front of it
After 11 beautiful years in Paris my health has kicked my ass to the point of moving home for the support. I hope it is not permanent 🙏🏻
Also, mentioned this in the Mefi free thread, but you can’t take many plants from the EU to the UK so I’m getting rid of nearly 20!
Also, mentioned this in the Mefi free thread, but you can’t take many plants from the EU to the UK so I’m getting rid of nearly 20!
I hope your health improves soon and your plants find safe, temporary lodging.
@notyou thank you 🙏🏻
All the best to you. And to your plants. May you all land someplace that soothes what ails you.
Ancient scrolls
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Couple of old computer punch cards.
Found in a box at work. I felt like Indiana Jones picking them up. They’ll now live out their remaining days as bookmarks.
One of my rainy day work projects is to scan the box of punched cards sitting in my workroom to find out what it does.
@bezt Analog GitHub.
Related: _Print Punch_ is a lovely coffee table book on punch cards, if you're into that sort of thing. https://centrecentre.co.uk/products...
A rainbow bridge
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Swirling clouds, some in rainbow colours
Extremely rare atmospheric phenomenon called rainbow bridge or circumhorizontal arc when the sun is at least 58º above horizon and ice crystals in clouds form rainbows.
Via Facebook
Via Facebook
Looks like the remnant vapor trail from a missile launch. I used to see those back when I was a kid and test firings would happen from Vandenburg AFB.
Big Bifröst vibes there.
whip of the week
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We’ve probably honored the Mohs Ostentatienne Opera Sedan at some point in the past, and I mean come on, *look* at it.
More: https://www.reddit.com/r...
More: https://www.reddit.com/r...
Guillotine!
That is a uniquely ungainly car
What??? Cmon, did you see that profile???
Snail Pass, Chile
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A very steep series of hairpin bends on a desert road
'Situated in the Andes on the Chilean side of the Argentina-Chile border, Los Caracoles Pass, also referred to as "Snail Pass," is a hazardous mountain road. With an elevation reaching 3,175 meters, it ranks among the top 5 most dangerous roads globally, characterized by 29 sharp turns during the descent.'
https://www.threads.net/@thehera...
https://www.threads.net/@thehera...
[skateboarder heavy breathing intensifies]
Woah -It looks like someone had a coughing fit when drawing the map.
I like roads with turns, but wow that look tedious
Voting as Fire Extingquisher
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Screenshot of a poem titled "Voting as Fire Extinguisher". Line breaks are provided below as per the original.
When the haunted house catches fire:
a moment of indecision.
The house was, after all, built on bones,
and blood, and bad intentions.
Everyone who enters the house feels
that overwhelming dread, the evil
that perhaps only fire can purge.
It's tempting to just let it burn.
And then I remember: there are children inside.
-Kyle Tran Myhre
When the haunted house catches fire:
a moment of indecision.
The house was, after all, built on bones,
and blood, and bad intentions.
Everyone who enters the house feels
that overwhelming dread, the evil
that perhaps only fire can purge.
It's tempting to just let it burn.
And then I remember: there are children inside.
-Kyle Tran Myhre
source: https://bsky.app/profile...
Slaps.
Vote Biden. Save the house.
Florida Man Facing 91 Criminal Counts Wins Michigan Primary
#ffu
Paul Tribiani
the real culprits
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a life-size dalek in a workshop. the dalek has its front panel removed, revealing a seat with a cat sitting on it inside the dalek.
though I feel they wouldn't want to exterminate everyone, just mind control everyone to get proper pets and good wet food.
but how can we be sure ...
The whole time.
"EX-TER-herk-herk-herk-herk-herk...MINATE!"
Mystic Mountain
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the frosty machine is broke
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May be an image of 4 people, burger and text that says '%u5FC3%u91CE%u516C%u751F I would like to buy a hamburger for the same price that it was 2 hours ago. Wendu Sir, this is a Wendy's'
image source: fxaxcxexbxoxoxkx
outrage source: https://apnews.com/article...
"Wendy’s is looking to test having the prices of its menu items fluctuate throughout the day based on demand, implementing a strategy that has already taken hold with ride-sharing companies and ticket sellers."
I don't think they understand how easy it is to just drive past Wendy's.
outrage source: https://apnews.com/article...
"Wendy’s is looking to test having the prices of its menu items fluctuate throughout the day based on demand, implementing a strategy that has already taken hold with ride-sharing companies and ticket sellers."
I don't think they understand how easy it is to just drive past Wendy's.
"Beakers"
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My GF and I took her granddaughter to Color Me Mine. These were proudly displayed among their wares.
No, I didn't.
No, I didn't.
related- https://youtu.be/4DZnwxasoac
Reasonable pricing!
That'll do it
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Helicopter at rest, with only one rotor
Photo of the Ingenuity helicopter on Mars, showing the reason it's no longer flying
https://www.threads.net/@jpmajor...
https://www.threads.net/@jpmajor...
Front fell off
Akira Terasawa, 1983
They live we sleep
code review
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I'll tell you later.
According to film lore, that line was improvised, which only leaves me with more questions.
@macmanx I sincerely want to believe the story about the watermelon being a test as to whether the executives had given up on watching the dailies.
It's business time
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Always have a spare handy. I buy these by the bushel
And yet, you keep the model secret. Unkind!
I am a Pilot Razor Point hardliner when it comes to cheap pens. But I am pleased by pen loyalty in general.
I like the Pilot G-2's, in the .7mm size, basically essential for me.
Our father, who jokes in heaven, hungry be thy name
Latest Flavors…
new art
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finished this one today. isograph rotring pen on 9"x12" paper. looks a lot better when it's enlarged.
Pilot G-2 07 in 4 colors
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A bunch of Pilot G-2 07 pens sit in a dumpster fire pen holder
I can't note without these pens, I also buy them by box and have a lifetimes worth squirreled about.
RE: https://mltshp.com/p/1PUBP
RE: https://mltshp.com/p/1PUBP
Pilot G-2 stan here, too
hard same, love these pens, also squirrel them around like they might disappear tomorrow - when lockdowns first occurred and we started seeing shortages most people thought about food or TP but I was all "MY PEHHHNS"
Fav pen to doodle with
Thanks, I hate it.
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More for me then
Needs a soft tortilla, though.
Hotdogs + mac & cheese is one of my favorite things.
wildfires in the Texas panhandle and Oklahoma tonight
lol, but also ugh
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Screenshot of a ChatGPT 4 chat:
The user has submitted a screenshot of a CAPTCHA and asked, "What does this say?"
ChatGPT replied, "The image shows text that appears to be a CAPTCHA, designed to distinguish human users from bots. The text is distorted to make it challenging for automated systems to read. However, to a human, it should read 'e3TJ6JdP'."
The user has submitted a screenshot of a CAPTCHA and asked, "What does this say?"
ChatGPT replied, "The image shows text that appears to be a CAPTCHA, designed to distinguish human users from bots. The text is distorted to make it challenging for automated systems to read. However, to a human, it should read 'e3TJ6JdP'."
from the work Slack
