"Sir, this is my suit."

this made me laugh and laugh as about 10 minutes before I saw it my own dog decided I needed to find with my bare feet where she had shat inside the house

@williwaw [Cheesy grin]

it me

me three

Khaled voice - "And another one"

thin soup, at best.

every day by 9am or so

Every accusation is a confession

Make America Grate, again.

Jesus!

@crazyunclejoe I think his numbers are a bit higher but I'd have to check my notes.

@LocalStain Heehee

Damn, son.

I think "Republican Recession" could use a few more points for impact.
Let's make 'em own this.

Today's hot trend: Sucking on chili dogs down at the Tasty Freeze. Are your children at risk?

@me3dia It could be the gateway to running off behind a shady tree.

"It's outrageous and we're callin the Prime Ministah!"

poor little innocent Australian territories

It would be a much faster trip if there weren't so many bus stops.
"This is Frankston to the airport. No-one gets on or off. OK?"

The whole thing is bat shit crazy. They hit Australia with 10% and Norfolk Island which is about 1400km east of our mainland and has a population of about 2000 people got hit with 29%. I don't think they export all that much to the US.

They also slapped 10 per cent tariffs on Heard and McDonald Islands, another Australian territory. Both islands close to the Antarctic are uninhabited.

I think the British Indian Ocean Territory also got a tariff. It has no inhabitants. All that is there is a joint UK-US military base, with UK and US personnel on it.

I'd laugh if the whole shit show wasn't so scary

The embarrassingly high level of incompetence is completely expected. It is a feature of democracy. The lowest intellect paste eaters and bullies figured out they could disrupt class again with the vote and are reveling in their newfound discovery. Tamping them down with rules and consequences eventually will happen. Until the inevitable march to the principal's office, expect spitwads on the blackboard and the toilets to be clogged with toilet paper and games of kickball to be unpleasant.

The whole administration is run by people who have never had real consequences for their stupidity. Unfortunately the finding out phase of their fucking around is going to hurt other people a lot more than it'll hurt them (and again, they do not care).

@urlnotfound 💯

Remember, they want to break shit. Their mentality is basically "well, there's room for the people *I* care about in my bunker." They do not care the tiniest fraction of an iota about The Economy.

I hope that bike commuter gets a flat.

Here's some balancing energy! https://mltshp.com/p/1QX5T

w00t

That biker deserved a flagpole through the spojes, but that's just vindictive me.

@GroggyGrognard
I know it’s just a typo but I choose to believe that “spo-hays” is Spanish slang for some anatomical bit or another and that makes me giggle.

HONK HONK WAVE

That last line is excellent.

Right in the feels

🩴 ( ( e m o t i o n a l d a m a g e ) )

When you convince the rich that they’re rich because they’re better and smarter than everyone else, that experts are duplicitous and trying to rob you of your rightfully earned billions, you arrive at this level of catastrophic incompetence.

The people at the helm have no business being there. We are in serious trouble.

I saw a quote from an analyst thanking someone else for doing the math and showing their work because they basically had a mental block against the explanation being this stupid.

Je suis devenu un imbécile!

I love this

Dammit

Almost saved to /gifs

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Here's a couple very famous AUtists the crowd may not be aware of:

Filmmaker and Comedian Dan Akroyd
Actor Sir Anthony Hopkins
Actor and Activist Darryl Hannah
Musician Gary Numan (tho honestly this one should be obvious, lol)
Writer and Director James Gunn

I called her Process Leia and my aged twenty-something daughter firmly corrected me:

"That is ~GENERAL~ Organa."

Didn't the general post this picture before about how she was high on coke when this was taken? Not the best time to climb around on balconies above parking lots.

Absolutely the best time to climb around on balconies above parking lots, by some measures!

@pk might have been hard to get a picture of her NOT on coke. Local lore has Jim Belushi telling her to moderate herself on the set of the Blues Brothers... Belushi!

"dude, they call me 'Weird Al' and you're questioning my taste in movies?"

"Everyone knows it ought to be 'Real Genius', Al."

@ardgedee @rogrtheshrubber I really like how polite Al was with introducing himself and assuming Val Kilmer wouldn’t know who he was.

@jive_t Every interview with Al that I've read and watched has left me with the sense that he's very self-aware guy who knows where his career as a wacky musician puts him on the celebrity hierarchy.

@ardgedee I'd enjoyed the Amoeba Records "What's in My Bag?" series for years before finding out it started when a clerk saw Al shopping and asked if he'd take a few minutes after checkout to talk about what he bought. National treasure, says I!

@rogrtheshrubber 1000% agree!

Sure is weird that republicans can filibuster just by saying they're going to but democrats have to physically mortify themselves for it to count. Must be in the constitution somewhere.

@carnivorouskale I was also wondering about that

i hate the democrats so f-ing much now.

I love that not only did he smoke ol Strom, but he did it while talking nonstop about actual issues relevant to Americans instead of reading textbooks or whatever time-wasting horseshit Thurmond did because he hated Black people.