The current dilemma

Inaccurate depiction. The switchman should be smiling.

@mikenmar also Snidely Whiplash facial hair

@mikenmar The switcher is just a wage-slave in fear of being fired.

Switchman is normal, he has already been thoroughly conditioned through decades of American propaganda

Oh God, he stole the handle
And the train, it won't stop going
No way to slow down.

@Lockjaw comes in with the flute solo, you love to see it