decisions, decisions

It's obviously Robert Brownie jr.

you could do so much with brad pitt, like the pit of an avocado

or Brad Pith and have his sour-y face be on the worst part of an orange

OTOH it's fitting that he's boring white bread

I mean... Picolas Cage

no kevin bacon?

I would have gone with Jack Pickleson

Anthony Gherkins is right there

Zoey Bechamel?

Channing Tater