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things i never thought i’d have to say to a dog:

1. “please don’t lick my nipple”
2. “we don’t eat cat turds”
4 years ago

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caitlinburke pro 4 years ago
Every dog ever: "we certainly do if we get access to them!"
chauffi pro 4 years ago
We always called it Cat-Roca growing up, also we refer to the litter box as the Candy Dish. So, 'Did you get all the CatRoca out of [insert cat name here]'s candy dish?' was a sentence uttered many a time.
the_adriator 4 years ago
I had a cat who would always try to lick my nipples.

And I had to say to my toddler one time, “We don’t floss our vulvas!” You can guess why...
mccreath 4 years ago
If Dog didn't want us to eat cat poop she wouldn't have made it so delicious.

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