leeloo impromptu

Every dog ever: "we certainly do if we get access to them!"

We always called it Cat-Roca growing up, also we refer to the litter box as the Candy Dish. So, 'Did you get all the CatRoca out of [insert cat name here]'s candy dish?' was a sentence uttered many a time.

I had a cat who would always try to lick my nipples.

And I had to say to my toddler one time, “We don’t floss our vulvas!” You can guess why...

If Dog didn't want us to eat cat poop she wouldn't have made it so delicious.