covidtests.gov

North Carolina has been doing this for a couple months already. They're not instant tests, they're PCR (you have to mail your swab in), but they're free, including both delivery to your home and fedexing the sample to the lab.

The USPS still answers to Fuckface von Clownstick don't they?

@samh Technically, FvC's bitch, but yeah.