In Portland, we love our Mayor

being mayor of PDX will remain a shitshow as long as it also means being head of the unfuckinggovernable PPB

at least with a commissioner, the mayor can blame them and demote em to bus axle inspector

I've been debating starting a "Turd Wheeler '24" website for the last week or so -- stickers, instagram, the whole 9 yards. I'll probably still do it, but no time to start for reals until October..