My eyes are up/down here/there

When you go to the link, if you do, notice the newscaster's overly ripped and sculpted face. They paid for this, wtf?

ʇuɐʍ noʎ qoɾ ǝɥʇ ɹoɟ ssǝɹp

@gwint Job for the dress you want.

They told me I could be anything, so I became a broom.

I always wonder if the models backstage compete to the the one who wears the really weird outfit, or if they draw straws and the loser has to wear it.

I've always contended that fashion designers hate women and this is just more evidence.

@gwint +++