it’s a living

"That's why I manually masturbate caged animals for artificial insemination"

FREELANCE STRESS RELIEF CONSULTANT (PROSTITUTE)

@artwells belongs in at least one of these categories.

@robritz I did.

But metaphorically I've done a few

@artwells the horse market really dried up after covid

@robritz and I got it all wrong when I named it "Taste The Rainbow, Punk"

I've often thought bottom right would be a dream job.

I burn money like nobody's business but I don't work for the Federal Reserve.

@samh @dreyfusslugado I have an idea for a new business - there is enough crossover here.

@artwells you worked with unicorns????

@pantsrobot I only armed them

gay colors

big deal. we all raise worms eventually

@pk 🏆