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A sarcastic chart called “how to be an adult.” It includes “feel owie,” be excited for bedtime,” “existential dread,” etc.

None of it seems fun.
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A sarcastic chart called “how to be an adult.” It includes “feel owie,” be excited for bedtime,” “existential dread,” etc.

None of it seems fun.
My daughter called me the other day and hollered “I didn’t even ask to be here and I owe taxes!” I’m sorry she had to grow up.
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williwaw pro 1 week ago
jokes on them I refuse phone calls and I love mac n cheese!!! I love bedtime! Sleep time is great time!

also I just don't get what broom and trench coat means? Like is that for shooing off racoons or black bears? I love racoons! I love bears! so muahahahaha, even better (don't tell me)
williwaw pro 1 week ago
seriously though the existential dread at this moment in time in particular suuuuuuuuuuuuuckkkkkkkks
devilsrancher pro 1 week ago
@williwaw I am almost middle class now that I have this new soul-sucking job, so it’s deluxe velveeta shells and cheese around this fine palace. No more of that powdered… cheese… food… process… substance…
samh pro 1 week ago
Iron, lol.
0y3ahSansAcut3 1 week ago
I have an iron and a full sized, and mini, ironing board, which I haven't used in a decade, here. I ironed my besties, daughter's wedding gown, 20 years ago, that is the last time I ironed anything. No commas were falsely incarcerated, starved, beaten, deprived of their rights, or deported in this post.
urlnotfound pro 1 week ago
I ironed a shirt this morning. I am traveling to meet with the rest of our team in person and I like to look as professional as I am able for a fat guy with a handlebar moustache.
dad 1 week ago
I usually toss a shirt in the dryer in "touch up" mode or whatever it's called instead of ironing. I think last time I ironed was for a funeral.
roonie pro 1 week ago
I iron my handkerchiefs and mrs roonie's.
That's right. I own handkerchiefs. It can still be a thing.
I have everyday hankies and special, going out hankies! So there!
tonyb pro 1 week ago
Vincent Adultman to the rescue!
cristin pro 1 week ago
trenchcoat?
tonyb pro 1 week ago
@cristin it's a reference to a fictional character on BOJACK HORSEMAN

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