bed of lettuce

if a bed wore a cabbage, would it wear it like THIIIIIIS, or thiIiIisssss?

"And here I am... with Cabbage for a bed!" - alternate universe Kids in the Hall

"Why are you undressing? I said I want DRESSING!"

"... mon petit chou!"

Leaf me be, I need rest

Cos I'm tired.

"stop romaine around the room and get in bed!"