El Papa

“You asked me once,' said O'Brien, 'what was in Room 101. I told you that you knew the answer already. Everyone knows it. The thing that is in Room 101 is the worst thing in the world.”

"Is this the right room for an argument?"

"Ah...no, you want room 12 down the hall. This is the room for 'creepy papal stares'"

We used to have a cardboard cutout of Pope Benedict that we'd move around the office, in our office days.

SOON

Our Savings department head