Ghost turnip, the OG

angry turnip is angry

Interestingly, that's the same look you get on kids faces when they see you handing out the cheapo candy.

[heavy Baldrick breathing]

"I'm here live, I'm... I'm not a turnip."

We always used to have carved turnips in Scotland. I didn't see a pumpkin until after my teens.

I've posted a couple of my neep lanterns here before. They are much harder to carve than pumpkins

I live how traditions evolve over time. Children also used to go door to door collecting wood for the village bonfire - to ward off the dead.

I learned that burning stalks of celery make a lot of smoke and was a part of the hooligans 'trick' arsenal