PSA

They just can't shoplift in Mervyn's anymore. Someone lost that whole franchise.

2. Anything could be a dildo...
3. Any machine could be a smoke machine.

4. Any tool can be a hammer.

5. Any day can be a Lost Day.

6. I lost my heart in San Luis Obispo.

7. All mushrooms are edible (once)

8. I left my wallet in El Segundo

9. Any room can be a panic room if you just give me a damn second.

10. Any time but now. Anywhere but here.

11. Any machine can be a smoke machine.

12. Any problem can be solved with the proper application of brute force (apocryphally attributed to Stalin, frequently, by a coworker at my first job)

13. A comment is gonna make your day if you're reading mltshp!