stay safe

Hey, kids! Keep your tree healthy: Don’t forget to saw the bottom off the trunk to freshen it before putting it into the stand, keep it watered, and throw in a little gin or vodka to open the xylem and help water flow to the needles. And make sure you put it out on the street or into your friendly neighborhood wood chipper before it dries out.

Merry Christmas!

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