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single-panel cartoon from luke mcgarry, reading "some reasons i won't listen to a band", with several illustrations below it:
"buff singer (or any buff members)", accompanied by a drawing of a beefy man in a yellow shirt holding up a mic
"one of them is wearing an apple watch", accompanied by a closeup of a keyboardist's hand on a keyboard, with an apple watch on the left wrist
"forest green guitar", accompanied by a tiger-striped green les paul style guitar
"pork pie hat (or baseball cap or newsboy cap... any hat really", accompanied by a man with shaved-head and a black porkpie hat
"they are the doors", accompanied by that one doors album cover with jim morrisson brooding shirtless.
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single-panel cartoon from luke mcgarry, reading "some reasons i won't listen to a band", with several illustrations below it:
"buff singer (or any buff members)", accompanied by a drawing of a beefy man in a yellow shirt holding up a mic
"one of them is wearing an apple watch", accompanied by a closeup of a keyboardist's hand on a keyboard, with an apple watch on the left wrist
"forest green guitar", accompanied by a tiger-striped green les paul style guitar
"pork pie hat (or baseball cap or newsboy cap... any hat really", accompanied by a man with shaved-head and a black porkpie hat
"they are the doors", accompanied by that one doors album cover with jim morrisson brooding shirtless.
i don't know why this made me laugh as hard as i did.

via luke mcgarry on instagram:
https://www.instagram.com/p...
5 days ago

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samh pro 5 days ago
I too gave a great LOL at the last panel!
0y3ahSansAcut3 5 days ago
Before-you-slip-into-unconsciousness...
ardgedee pro 5 days ago
I don't get the green guitar thing but I can think of pretty good examples backing the rest of them.
scruss pro 5 days ago
Yes, don't be the Doors, or even pretend to be the Doors, or Radiohead will write a rude song about you
ba pro 5 days ago
https://www.gibson.com/collecti...
Davezilla pro 5 days ago
No buff singers. Got that, Rollins?
owl 5 days ago
Y'all familiar with a band called Godcaster? Their lead singer is Jim Morrison reincarnate (and thus not my cuppa)
foist pro 5 days ago
I'm kinda OK with A, D, and E though. B seems a bit bougie, c. If they mean a candy apple green stratI I guess, but I've never seen an ugly green Les.
poorusher 5 days ago
@Davezilla hopefully he's the exception
heyitsal pro 5 days ago
Hold my beer: https://mltshp.com/p/1RRCF
nikkuneko pro 5 days ago
@heyitsal [wild applause, mixed with the sounds of rioting]

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