No, not THAT 80-year-old either! Sheesh.

COULD THE UNIVERSE JUST STOP STEALING OUR HUMAN TREASURES FOR JUST 5 MINUTES? YES, I AM SHOUTING.

I saw a great meme today. "I said Donny, not Dolly!"

If there was a God he would have struck that mutherfucka down when he stood in front of the church with the upsidedown bible. We're on our own, kids.